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Continued from previous page where he had left anything came in with a long list of things which »><= had lost and wK.cii nis wife had already found. Sally Blume was there with a large photo of her gold ring. Almost everyonewho lived in Barnstable was there.Arnold and Elisabeth Houlihan who had just moved to town were there along with their six children. "Order, order,"said the Mayor as he banged his gavel on his desk so hard the head came off and almost hit Mr. Dippy. "I'll have a hamburger, French fries and a chocolate shake"said Mr. Dippy.Every- one laughed. "Please, may we have some quiet,"the Mayor pleaded. But everyone was busy telling their neighbors what had been stolen from them. "Quiet!"hollered Chief Bob- bin, and everyone in the room stopped talking. Even the cat in the corner who was meow- ing didn't make a sound. It had been decided to let people speak in alphabetical order,whichangered Mr. Zotz. "I don't want to be last because my name starts with a'Z'!I am sick and tired of always being last. I used to live in Provincetown, and that's the last stop on the Mid-Cape Highway.And we had the last house on the right on the last street on the left. I'm sick and tired of being last! And besides, I won't get to bed before midnight judging by the size of this crowd, and I don't want to get Santa mad if I miss my bedtime." "I don't think Santa will be mad at you this time,"said the Chief. After a lot of mumbling and grumbling, it was decided that Mr.Zotz would be allowed to speak first and then every one else could talk in alphabetical order. "Alright, Mr.Zotz, you may speak first,"said the Mayor. "What shall I speak about?" Everyone laughed. And Mr. Zotz looked a little embar- rassed and fiddled with his tie and cleared his throat. "We are here to discuss the matter of stolen or missing property,"responded the Chief. Mr.Zotz stood with his hat in his hand and declared."What stolen property? I thought this was going to be a Christ- mas party.I love Christmas parties. Wouldyou like me to sing,"The 12 Days of Christmas.'I can sing it forwards and backwards." Everyone said,"No thanks,"except the Mayor and the Chief."Don't you want to report anything stolen?"asked the Mayor. "I lost a nickel when I was 5 years old.That was about 70 years ago. I'd like to get it back." Everyone laughed. Mr.Zotz put on his hat and went home singing,"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. On the second day ..." JimmyAppleton who surfed during storms at Dowses Beach stood up and said he had gotten three gold stars on his homework. He left his paper on the front porch. When he went to show his Mom and Dad, the gold stars were gone. Jennifer Bailey who was born in Cotuit stood up next and said she parked her bicy- cle near Murphy's Candy Store and when she came out, the little bell that went"brrrrrng, brrrrng"on her handlebars was gone. John Cobb whose mother lived in Centerville stood up next and said that he had a robot with a silver hat and when he went to play with the robot, the hat was gone. Little Donny Duncan whose dad worked in Hyannis said he left his new retainer by the bathroom window and when he went to get it, it was gone and his Dad was so mad because a retainer cost a lot of money. Eddy Eng who did a report on the 375th Anniversary of the town had a brass book marker in his book and when he put it down on the table outside the library to talk to Reverend Foster, he turned and the marker was gone, and he could not remember where his place in the book was. Old FannyFoppler, the first baby born at Cape Cod Hospital, was missing a gold bracelet. Ginny Greene who swam every summer in Hamblin Pond was putting on her knee pads so she could go skating and saw that one of the little shiny buckles was gone.And it was a new set of knee pads, and her Mom got real mad and said now she could not skate. "No pads, no skating, little lady,"her Mom said. Suddenly, Oscar O'Hara from Osterville stood up and shouted,"What's all this alphabet business? I'm visiting my friends here in Marstons Mills. I need you to find my little daughter's orange socks. They're teeny tiny. She'sjust a baby. Her name is Ophelia. I put them out on the clothes- line, and they're gone and ..." Wilma Wickins stood up and said,"Look, Mr. O'Hara, we all lost something. Or it got stolen. I'm from West Barnstable, and I had a bag of walnuts and ..." "Everyone! Please be quiet. Settle down,"said the mayor. "Everyone take your turn, or we'll all be here till next Christmas!" "It's next Christmas already?"said Mr. Dippy."Did I miss the whole thing?" 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