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you WtV Mi ** It If you don't subscribe for this paper for the coming year. It will contain all the worth -while news of the world , at home and abroad , with the accent on the A.T HOME. A certain Philad -alpLinn who is at once a minister of the gospel and a reglsierc-d physician had an amusing experience in hie attempt to corner a Christian Scientist Every time they met this Scientist took occasion to scoff at medical science and to dwell upon the wonders that oould be per- foiaoped tirongta faith. "You are convinced tha t through faith you can do anything, " said the medical man one day. "Yes. " he replied ; "faith will move mountains. " A week later he was In the doctor 's office with a swollen jaw , due to toot h- ache. "What you here?" the doctor ex- claimed , with feigned astonishment. "Oh . doct or," he said, "1 have suf- fered agony all through the night 1 simply can 't stand this pain any longer!" "Have you tri ed faith ?" the physi- cian asked him. "You know yon told me fai th could move mountains. " "But this is a cavity, doctor. " Different Fro m a Mountain. Kald Belton told the following story, •which Illustrates exactly the attitude of the sultan of Moroc co toward the French: One day the sultan asked a lady, the wife of his dentist , to play one of the pianos that were In the room of the palace. She played several pieces, one of them at length catching the sultan 's fancy, whereupon the following little dialogue took place: Sultan — That piece Is very nice. What is It called? Dentist—It is the "March on Cadiz." It wa3 written to commemorate the Spaniards driving the Frenc h out of Spam. Sultan—What! Were the French in Spain? Dentist—Yea. Sultan—How many of them ? Dentist—Abou t 200,000. Sulta n (In a surprised tone)—And the Spaniards drove them out ? Dentist—Yes , every one of them. There was a slight pause while the eultan was thinking hard , and then: Suitan (quietly)—Play It again. Pleasing the Sultan. Th e twists and turns taken by fak- ing horse dealers to get out of their bad bargains ar e proverbial. A little incident illustrat ive of the tribe took place recen tly at a stable on North Broad street, where an Irres ponsible settler had succeeded in palming off a defective hor se on a too easy buyer. The new owner turned up with the horse a few days after the pur chase and angrily exclaimed , "Didn't you say this horse was perfectly safe and ¦wouldn 't trou ble anyb ody?" The deal- er coolly asked, "What' s the matter ¦with the hor se?" The dupe replied: "You know well enough. He Inter- feres badly." With a curt "Well , he doesn 't Interf ere with anybody but himself, does he?" the fake dealer bru shed the matter aside, and the pur- chaser found himself without a reme- dy.—P hiladel phia Record. His Interferenc e. Nonza, in Corsica, is very pro ud of the story of a great military feat per- formed there long ago. It is told in "Romanti c Corsica, " by George Ren- wick. The Fren ch In 1768 had subjugated ail the northern cape with the excep- tion of the tower of Nonza, which for a considera ble time sustained a close siege. Atta cking parties were driven back by a fierce fire, but at last the garris on agreed to surrender if allow- ed to march out with all the honors of war. This was conceded , and old Captain Cascella appeared, staggering under a load of muskets and pistols. "Why Is the garrison so long In com- i ng out?" asked the Frenc h com- mander. "It Is here, sir/' replied Cascella. "1 am the garri son." A Great Militar y Feat. Fred, aged three, had been a naughty boy, and his mother had punishe d him. He felt very much hurt and compla in- ed to his auntie abou t mamma 's spanking him. Auntie said , "I t Is not you that mamma spanks, but a little devil Inside of you who makes you do nau ghty things. " After sitting very still for five minut es he said, "It beats all bow it hurts me when that devil gets spanked. "—Delineator. The Heal Thing. This is the trade- mark which is found on every bottle of the genuine Scott's Emulsion the standard Cod Liver Oil preparation of the world. Nothing equals it to build up the weak and wasted bodies of young and old. - FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS flint 10e ^ name of paper and this ad. tor tar fcaautifol S*dBjE* Baok * nd Child 's 8fcs£cb?>Bookrfi¥tiflpE&- bank co&talos ft OeodLadePenny. Young Mrs. Sanderson came slowly down the stairs clad in a beautiful White satin gown. "Going away again?" asked her hus- band wearil y, putting down his paper. "Yes, Jack," she replied ; "tonight there is a meeting of the Woman's Bights club. It' s a very important meetin g too. We're going to elect a new president , and the contest Is be- tween Mrs. Albert and myself. You ¦will wish me good luck , won't you; dear?" she cried, putting her arms around his neck. "Laura," said her husband slowly, "you know I want you to have all the food luck in the world. But of what ose are all these clubs? You belong to at least five. The literary club Is all right ; that does you a great deal of good. And Judge Lander told me today that your visits to the juvenile court could hardly be dispensed with. ^ie said that you had reformed several apparently incorrigible young men. Those are the kind of occupations you should like. You have gone to three card clubs this week, and they dogood to no one. In fact, you get no pleas- ure from cards unless you win. And yon go more and more every week." Here he paused, breathless after his long speech. His wife arose and leaned against the mantel , looking at him in dismay. "Jack!" she said in a surprised voice. "Jack" — She stopped , not knowing What to say in reply to an argument Which In the depths of her soul she knew to be right. . "Wh y don't you stay at home some- times and take care of James instead Of leaving him entirel y with the nurse?" continued Mr. Sanderson , with Considerabl e spirit. "You are forget- ting how to keep house. What' s be- come of the hundred and one little plans that used to engage your time for our mutua l enterta inment? Things are different now." His wife swept out of the room without a wor d. She paused at the front door. "Goodby , Jack," she called softly. "Goodb y, Laura," said her husband . "If you don't .find me here when you return don 't be worri ed." * * * * * * * About 10 o'clock that night the front £oor of the Sanderson mansion slowly opened. A well built man clad In evenin g dress and car rying a silk hat •ntered the hall . He walked quietly throu gh the deserted rooms until he came to the library, where a small light was burning. He slipped a gleaming little auto- matic pistol Into a convenient pocket and went lightly up the stairs. The clock on the library mantel had Just struck the quarter after 10 when the bur glar again entered the room. In his hands lay a glittering mass of precious stones. "My , what a beauty!" he cried and then looked around apprehensi vely lest he had been heard. The object of his admiration was a magnificent rub y set in a simple gold band . Sud- denly he seemed to cru mple up, and he sank into the grea t leather chair which stood before the tab le. "What' s the use of all this ?" he ex- claimed in a listless voice. As he lay there , his eyes closed i n rever ie, the warn ing was being flashed far and wide over glistening copper ¦wires that Gentleman Jim , the fa- mous thief , was at work and had been Been in Philadelphia. Gentleman Jim tossed the jewels back on the tab le. One alone he held in his hand , and that was the great rnb y. His head sank forward , and he stared at the stone with a gaze of infini te tendern ess. Suddenly there was a noise as of a door opening, and the thief whirled around , his pistol gleaming i n h i s band. There before the door stood Mrs. Sand erson , leveling a revolver &K his head. She looked superb with hei head thrown back and her eyes gleam- Ing with unaccustomed brightness. "Sit down," she commanded calmly, "and lay that gun on the table. " Gentleman Jim glanced aro und the room and took a step forward. Her pistol clicked suggestively, and, giving a Blight laugh , he dropped the revolver and sat down. Mrs. Sanderson walked slowly to- ward the telephone, debating In her mind wheth er she should call for the police or wait until Jack retur ned. "May I smoke?" asked the thief as he saw her go toward the instr ument. "Sure It isn't a gun?" queried his captor suspiciously. Gentleman Jim smiled and pulled out a pack age -, of cigarettes. Mrs. Sanderson looked at him thoughtfully . "Why wouldn't it be a good scheme to treat him as we do pri soners in the J uvenile courts?" she asked herself. "I will," she decided and turned away from the telephone. "Why didn 't you call for help?" ask- ed her prisoner, with a smile. "I don't think that Ihave to," she replied , wondering at his nerve and calmness. "It wouldn 't do you any .good If you tfid,'? he continued . "I cut the wires before I entered. " "Look bere," said Mrs. Sanderson. •If you will promise not to touch that gun I'll put mine down." The bur- glar looked at her curiously. "I promise ," he said, still staring at her. "You have some beautiful jew- els," he continue d, pointing to the pile on the table , "and this one especially." He held up the giant ruby which he had concea led in his hand. Mrs. Sanderson put down her pistol "What makes you do this kind of Work?" she asked , paying no attention to what he was saying. Gentleman Jim suddenly leaned for- ward , Btarin g Intentl y at the ring. His deep voice became stran gely soft "Little girl ," he said, "you don't un- derstand. " "But can't you tell me—can't you ex- plain?" pleaded the young woman , fol- lowing the methods she had used in the courts. The bur glar sat with his 4iead in his hands for a long tim e, then suddenly sat up straigh t and held out the ruby ring. "Onl y one other place on this broad earth have I seen a ring that can be compared with that ," he said slowly. "And where 'was that?" asked Mrs . Sanderson. "It was hers ,!' said Gentlema n Jim Shortly. • "And won't you tell me about her?" the asked , trying to make him unbur- den himself. The burglar lighted another cigarette . "Three years ago," he began, "I be- longed to the best society in San Fran- cisco. I fell In love with one of the belles gf the town, and when we were MiumK *M>t»t>> JMimK«ttM>mktsiawd f ile Was 1 I Reformed | & The Turn ing of the • 5 ft Tide For Two £ E Persons 3t » By KARL K. SHIMANSKY j» R Copyright , 1910, by American Press M 5 Association . £J engaged I hunted all over the world for a rin g beautiful enough to express my feelings toward her. At last I found it—one near ly like this." He paused and stared moodily at the lamp. "Then ," he went on, "one day I re- ceived a note fro m her sending back the ring and breaking the engagement. She said she had found that she did not love me, and within a month she was marr ied to one of my best friends. I was heartbroken and crushed , for I loved her with all my soul. I dropped from society and went to Africa. There I ^ fought in the British ranks , and, al- thou gh my comrades fell around me, I passed through every battle un- touched." "Poor boy!" murmured Mrs. Sander- son softly. "When the war waB over," he con- tinued , "I came back and began this. I had to have excitement or I would have gone crazy. And now I couldn 't stop if I wanted to. The police are always on my trail ." He stopped and looked sorrowfully at his auditor. "There ," he said ; "you have my story. "Man ," she cried. "Don't you under- stand that you're like a piece of drift- wood floating about near shore ? When the tide comes in you have your chance to gain a foothold; if you wait until the tide goes out you may never have another. " "Little woman ," he said solemnly, "I have tried to gain a foothold. " Mrs. Sanderson , ignoring his familiar manner of speech, quietly arose and walked to the grand piano. In a few seconds the solemn tones of "Home , Sweet Home," rang through the great house. When she had finished she turned around. "Gad!" he exclaimed. "That was superb—beautiful. That music did me more good than anything I have seen or heard or felt for years. " "Look ," said his captor. "You said you were thrown back when you tri ed to change. But do you know why? It was your own fault. You've gone along in the world with the same feel- Ing with which you enter this house- to get what you can and if you are detected to shoot. If you meet the world with kindness in your heart and a smile on your face the world will smile back at you. But if you go on with the intention of fighting—of robbing—it will fight like a wounded tiger and give you as good as it re- ceives. And it will rob you of the best in you—your manhood . So why don't you take a new start and forget yourself in doing good to others ?" She stopped and looked at the bur- glar. He picked up a book and turned the leaves in a familiar fashion. Sud- denly he smiled and marked a quo- tation with a pencil. "I never thought of doing that ," he suddenly cried, "but I'll try it." He stood up straight as an arrow. "I'll try it," he repeated slowly, "Will you let me shake your hand , and may I go then ?" Mrs. Sanderson , her heart aglow, went with him to the door. "Don 't forget yonr resolution ," she cried out cheerily. "I won't," he called back and disap- peared into the dark night . And some- how she knew that he would keep his promise . ? • • * * * • Mrs. Sanderson sat In the chair late- ly occupied by the reformed burglar when she saw the book which he bad marked. She car elessly picked it up and turned to the bookmark. Ther e her eyes were attracted by a cross, and beaide it she read , "They serve God well who serve his creatures. " She sat there thinki ng until Jac k came in. "Were you elected tonight?" he ask- ed cheerily . "No, dear ," she replied; "I withdrew toy name. And, Jack ," she continue d, "I' ve decided to give up the card elubs." And she told him everything that had happened that evening. When she had finished Mr. Sander- son drew her lovingly to him. •'Laura ," he said slowly, "I' m glad. I guess that the tide has tur ned for two persons." "And I am glad, too," she said. A man living near Tromso. in Nor- way, is a great lover of wild birds and has succeeded in taming thr ee eagles. He took them on the moun- tain side while they were young and, according to the London Field, kept them a couple of years in captivity. Ab their craving for liberty, however , grew stronger and stronger he at last let them loose, but they have settled down in the neighborhood of his home, and when he ascends the height which has become their favorite resort with fish or a newly shot seagull they quickly discover him from afar and come majestically sailing through the air , settling down beside him. Their meal over, they willingly allow him to pet and stroke them before they again make for the rocky Islets, but they will not allow a stranger to approa ch them. Tame Eagles. A French scientist says tha t the oceans hold enough gold in solution to give each inhabitant of the earth $24,- JDOO.OOO. The troubl e is that they will continue to hold it.-rAJbany Jour nal Just the Very Trouble. The coyote is the little brother of the Indian. When the buffalo vanished from the plains the Indian shot his rifle into the air , wrapped his blanket closer about him and came into the reservation to grow fat and unpictur- esque under federal auspices. . When the jack rabbit and molly cottontail vanish from the plains and foothills the howl of the last coyote will sink into silence beyond the great divide. Until that far day arrives , however , hang the bacon high, for while the rab- bit remains the most skillful four legged forager the world ever knew will bay at the moon by night and Just keep out of rifle range by day. The coyote knows more about traps than a Canadian "voyageur ," is an expert on strychnine and never falls for the deadfall. He is rather fond of lambs and calves, but rabbit s are the oat- meal of this phantom hlghlander , and, as "Diamond Field" Jac k Davis would say, "'where two or three of these are gathered together there you will find the coyote, seeking to stow one of them Into his midst."—Philadelphia Tele- grap h. The Coyote. ' "If a burglar brea ks into your house at night don't try to corner him," said an old headquarters policeman. "If the visitor awakens you make noise enough to scare him away, but don't go after him with a gun. Ten to one he'll 'get' you before you can hit him. It' s better to lose a few dollars ' worth of goods than your life. I' m giving it to you straight. The average man. waked up in the middle of the night , always badl y frightene d, hasn't a chance against the man with nerve enough to break into an occupied house. Every burglar is a potential murderer and will shoot to kill if you try to catch him. And why not? He's got a big, long term in prison staring him in the face if he's nabbed, and he'll take a chance on murder every, time to get away. Leave the capt ure of such gentry to the 'cops.' They 're paid to be shot at; you ain't."—Kansas City Star. When a Burglar Calls at Night. The Normans were Northm en or, to be more precise, the descendants of Northmen , who had been expelled from their native Norway in conse- quence of an effort on their part to subvert its institutions and to make its lands hereditary instea d of being divisible among all the sons of the former owner. A band of expatriated outlaws and robbers , they won and held the fair province of northern France , which they named Normandy, after their native land. When they invaded England they were French- men only in the sense that they had lived for some generations on French soil. In blood they belonged to the grea t Germanic breed , along with the Anglo-Saxons , Danes and other Scan- dinavian and German peoples.—New York American. The Normans. A very silent old woman was once asked why it was she had so little to say. She replied that when she was a young girl she was very ill and could not talk for a long time, whereupon she made a vow that if speech were given her once more she would never again say anything unkind of any- body. And thus she was as th'ey found her.—Exchange. Why She Waa Silent. ONLY ONE OF HIS KIND rhe Reason ' the Judge Refused to Hang on to the Horse. Dur ing the second Cleveland cam- paign Colonel John P. Irish, the goldeir tongued orator , and J udge Kiune of Waterloo , la., the man with lungs of orass. were stumping Iow a in behalf of the Democratic candidate. They were driviug In a buggy on the road to Sidney , a young city In the southwestern part of the state, when they came to a fork of the road where there was no sign board. Which turn to take was a question , as they had barely time to make the town anyway. "There's a farmh ouse over there a bit You sit still, and I'll go over and ask questions, " said Irish , and, climb- ing out, he started for the desir ed in- formation. He got It and on his re- turn saw the horse, evidently fright - ened at something, tearing down the road at runawa y speed. Instead of try- Ing to stop the hors e. J udge Kinne dropped the reins, climbed over tho seat and dropped off the back of the buggy into the road. When Irish caught up to him the judge was busily dusting himself off after his roll in the roadway, not i n the least disfi gure d by his acrobatic stunt "You 're on the right fork of the road , all right, Judge, but why didn 't you hang on to the horse ?" asked Irish, laughing heartily. "Wh y didn 't I han g on to him?" rumbled Kinne In his deep subcellar voice. "I'll tell you why I didn 't , my Christian friend. There 's lots of horses In this world, but there Is but one Judge Kinne."—Los Angeles Times. TEMPTING TABBY Ruse That Won a Satisfactory Pose For the Camera. The repairs on the house were com- pleted and the shaving s swept out; also a new coat of paint added dressiness to the outside. What next but a pho- tograph of Its new angles ? That be- ing considere d, the question of mo- ment was how to pose Katush a. Boiled into a ball every cat looks like every other cat; hence it was Ka- tusha in action that must grace the foreground . Being abomina bly cod- dled and fat , action was the last thing that appealed to Katusha. Coaxing and likewise prodding made no effect She had been known upon occasions to be stirre d by a morsel of delectable food. But fancy an aristocrati c feline picture d in the attitude of tearing at a chicken bone! Impossible for Katu- sha. There arose an emergency and with it the mistress , who disappear ed into the house and brough t forth a branc h of Japanese paper cherry blossoms. A wave of them before Katush a's eyes was like making some hypnotic pass. She got up, stretched her body, while her nose Just reached the pinkish flow- ers. That was It! They appealed to her aesthetl cism. Snap went the camera. It was per- fect "How "— began the man of the house. "Just the alluring fragr ance of a silver of chicken secreted In the bough ," said herself as Katush a rolled back Into a ball.—Kansas City Star. Those old, pleasant , innocent frauds of the circua are not practiced now— the Imposing five barred gates that as the horse approached them were slop- ed into insignificant wattles and the rings through which the signorina pur- ported to leap, but which in reality were insinuate d over her by compliant attendants . And then there was that venerabl e jockey performance , the cul- mination oi which was a leap from the ring to a standi ng position , albeit at an angle of thirty degrees , on the horse 's back. In the old circuses it was the custom of the horseman to miss the crowning jump two or three times In order tha t a fiercer flame of Interest might be kindled in the audi- ence. After two failures the band would stop (always the presage of a moment of strain supreme), the horse 's head would be loosed, he would be urged to a greater pace, and the feat would gloriously succeed. Then what a crash of bras s and outburst of de- light in the building, Involving even the staff and ringma ster in the expres- sion of ecstasy! Those old, simple days!—Cornhill Magazine. The Dear Old Frauds. "Every time I go shopping I thank heaven that I have a good business head ," said the woman who boasts that her quick wit always saves her from financial loss. "A saleswoman came very near getting into trouble today over a belt I bought. The only thing that saved her was my business instinct. First I bought a belt for $1.25 and paid with a two dollar bill. In handling my change the girl drop- ped a quarter into the paper and boxes that strewed the floor back of the counter and could not find it. Of course I could have held her account- able, but she looked so tired and wor- ried that I hadn 't the heart to do that . bo how do you think we settled it?" Her husband gave it up. "Why, " said she triumphantly , "I just exchanged my $1.25 belt for a dollar one, and neither of us lost any- thing. " "Remarkable instinct , my dear ." said the husband, and she smiled over his approval. —New York Sun. Remark able Instinct. Bernard Shaw was invited to a ban- quet in honor of the sculptor Rodin. He sent the following letter as his ex- cuse for not atte nding: "For me a banquet to Rodin is quire superfluous. I have already taken measures to assume immortality for myself by attaching my name to that of Rodin. Henceforth in every ency- clopedia you will read. 'Bernard Shaw; subject of a bust by Rodin ; otherwise unknown. * • "If the bust is lost, broken or spoiled, so much the better for me," he con- tinues. ~"They will speak of the lost Bernard Shaw of Rodin.' as today they speak of the lost Athens of Phidias. Nothing can be more beautifu l than the statues which no one ever saw . Therefore I have done all that is neces- sary. I can get along without ban- quets. You will 'only be Rodin 's hosts. I have the honor to be his model."— Dramatic Mirror. Bernard Shaw's Excuse. There are people who still complain of the unreality of opera, who cannot subject themselves.to its illusion. And indeed the illusion of opera breaks down if everything in it is not kept at the same distance from reality. In that world of musical expressi on we must never be suddenly lowered by any incongruous detail Into the ordi- nary world of prose. Realism, the at- tempt to work upon the emotions by complete illusion of reality, is disas- trous In opera. If the. scene Is a rail- way station we remember at once that people do not sing when they are catching trains. —London Times. The Unreality of Oper a. A Mew York politician once found It necessary to attend an enter tainment at an orphans ' home, and be was hav- ing a bad time of It. The selection by the boys' band was par ticularly dis- tressing. Turni ngto a friend, the poli- tician said with a shudder , "No won- der, thej are oranans." " - ' ~ ~ — The Music Waa Tatal. Mrs. Alonzo Chase passed away at her home Wednesday evening after a short illness. The funeral was held at her late home Friday afternoon. Mrs. Chase leaves a husband and one son, Alonzo, who have the heart-felt sympathy of their many friends and relatives. Miss Nellie Winters is spending a few weeks in Boston. Mr. Walter Edwards having been in Boston for a few weeks returned home Saturday evening. SOUTH ORLEANS TIGHTJIATS. Thar Impede Circul ation In the 8calp and Invite Baldn ess. Ingenious men are continuall y con- triving new kinds of shoes, new sus- penders and hundreds of different kinds of bra ces, but so far , says the Therapeutic Gazette , no one has taken up the idea of making a hat which will hold on the head and not blow off and at the same time not bind the head all around like a constri cting band. Some men go withou t hats at times with the idea that the hair is improved by ventilation and sunshine. Undoubt- edly this does Impr ove It, but the prim e secret Is not in not wearing the hat at nil. The ventilated hat will not pre- vent baldnes s If this same hat be worn tightly around the head. If a string be tied ever so lightly around the fin- ger the effect upo n the circula tion may be easily marked ip the 'end of that finger. A tight hat will affect the circulation of the scalp In the same way. Hats which are easily blown off should never be worn , as they will not stay on unless jam med so tightl y upon the head as to impede circulatio n. All stiff, rigid hats should be very light , and one should select a size larger than the bead measuremen t and cor- rect the over size by inserting felt strips under the sweat band , thus giv- ing a cushion-like effect and prevent- ing the constriction at that portion of the scalp. Hydrofluoric acid is an acid com- pound of hydrogen and fluorine. It may be prepar ed by the action of sul- phur ic acid upon cryolite in an ap- prop riate apparatu s made of lead or plati num. It may thus be readily ob- tained In a liquid form and Is color- less. Its vapors are exceedingly poi- sonons, and the liquid Itself, even when mixed with more or less water , causes severe swellings on the skin. Great care must therefore be taken In working with this acid. Hydr ofluoric add dissolves glass, forming bydro- flnosllicic add with Its silica; hence Its use for making etchings on glass.— Exchange. Glass Solvent. The Young Wife (showing her fnrnl. tore)—Here 's the rocking chair for the parlor. Isn't it just lovely? Mrs. Old- ley (rath er critically )—But I don't see any rocker s, dear. The Yonng Wife-^ Oh, they'll be bere next month. Yon see, we are buying the chair on the Installm ent plan , and we have paid for the rockers yet—Chicago News. Well Settled. Riggs—Did yonr wife's fattier settle anything oa you when yon marrie d id*daughter? Briggs—You bet be did. He settled himselfon us, and we cant Ret rid .of him.—Boston Trans cript Fashion's Whirl. "How long do w« stay at Jupit er Junction, John?" •twenty minutes, m/ dear. Yon Won't mpd over two gowns*—Louis- ville Courier -Journal. . There la no beanttflerof complexion or form or behavior like the wish to M|ttar joy andnot pain aroaad too... They Come Later. CHA THAM Wedded 57 Years We clip the following from a recent copy of the Dorchester Beacon, thinking it will be of special interest to the many friends of Mr. and Mrs. Marsh here : Mr. and Mrs. Eli C. Marsh observed the fifty-seventh anniversary of their marriage on Thursday evening at Thane street. Owing to the recent death of Calvin Leon, husband of their only granddaughter , the affair was very informal , and only a few intimate friends were present. The couple were married at Chatham on Decem- ber 1, 1853,^by Rev. Mr. Swinerton , pastor of the M. E. church there. Mrs. Marsh' s maiden name was Sarah Dex- ter Nickerson , a member of a well known Cape family of Chatha m. Mr. Marsh was born in Ware. The couple have lived in this district during the last fifteen years . They now are making their home with their only daughter , Mrs. W. P. Ryder of 1 Thane street. Another daughter died in in- fancy. They have one gran ddaughter , Mrs. Mabel Leon. Selectman Joshua A. Nickerson visited Mr. Reuben S. Loveland last week and presen ted him with the handsome gold headed "Post Cane. " Capt. Nicker son made a short speech of presentati on and Mr. Loveland ac- cepted the cane. It is to be deeply re- grette d that Mr . Loveland is not able to be about town and show the cane to his many friends , but being about 90 . years of age and in very feeble health , there is doubt if he makes much use of it. We are glad he has lived to receive the gift. Mr. Wm. H. Gould has gone to Boston to remain for the winter months. The fisherme n are doing a good busi ness in the sea clam line. Miss Margar et Slavin has gone to Cambridg e, where she has employ- ment in the family of Mr. and Mrs. Deer, summer residents of Chatham. Mrs. Mary Brown has been spend- ing a few days in Boston and Quincy recently. Mr. and Mrs . E. T. Bearse spent a few days last week , visiting in Saga- more , Middleboro , and Boston. Mrs. Almena T. Kent and Miss Josephine Atkins returned home from Boston last Fri day evening where they had been spending the Thanksgi ving holida ys. Mr. and Mrs. E. Y. Hammond have been visiting friends up the Cape the past week , returning home last Satur- day afte'r a pleasant vacati on. Mr. Anthony E. Thacher and his sister , Mrs. Lottie Eldredge , spent a few days in New Bedford the past week. Mrs. Thankful Ryder is spending the winter with her son, Mr. Edmond Z. Ryder , at Nantucket. Saint Martin 's Lodge A. F. & A M. will hold its annual installation of officers Wednes day evening, Dec. 21st. Capt. and Mrs. Geo. F; Harding are visiting their daughter , Mrs. Curtis A. Wing in East Boston. Mrs. Leonar d N. Doane has been visiting her sister, Mrs. Carrie Ham- mond in Quincy . Henry L. Rogers has gone to Bos- ton where he has a fine position. Charles Jager has closed his house in this place and returned with his family to Roxbury for the winter . Carrol Bassett , who has been in Boston for the past six months , has returned home for the winter . Alonzo Tripp, who has been on a tri p to Maine , has arrived home. CHATHAMPORT. Mrs. Edward G. Howes has been spending a few days in Boston and Swampscott. Mrs. Luella Ellis of New Londo n, Conn!, is visiting her mother , Mrs. Lucetta Buck. Mrs. C. W. Sherm an has been in Boston and Somerville for a few days. The harvest supper and entertain- ment given by F. D. Hammond W. R. C. was a pleasant and enjoyable oc- casion. The entertainment consisted of readings , piano duets and solos, followed by the amusing panto mime, "Wanted—A Wife." The characters were wen repr esented by Mrs. Mary .uiggins, Mrs . U. D. Phillips, Mrs. Celia Rogers , Mrs. H. Murphy , and Mr. Gus- tavus Robbins. SOUTH CHATHAM. capt. Gustavus Kelley has arrived home for the winter. Mrs. Wm. Cork ery of Taunton is visiting her mother , Mrs. Hentz. Capt. and Mrs . G. V. Crowell and daughter , Marion , are at home after visiting relativ es in Brockton. Mr. and Mrs. Tatlow and littl e daughter , who have been spending a few weeks with her father , Mr. I. D. Ellis, have retur ned to Onset. Mr. Lawren ce Robbins , who recent- ly purchas ed about 25 acre s of land in Harwich for a poultry farm , is having a bungalow erected. WEST HARWICH. Mr. John G. M. Gill of North Andover is visiting his brother , A. H. Gill. Miss Lois Amadon of South Boston spent Sunday at J. Y. Gill's. Miss Beatri ce Moody, who spent her vacation with Mr. and Mrs. H. Hard- ing, returned to West Brookfield Mon- day mornin g. NORTH EASTHAM Mrs. William Hart and Mrs. Edward McCloon were called to Everett by the death of their brother , Mr. C. J. Whitman , who died Nov. 25th , aged 48 years. He was born in Nova Scotia , and came to Truro to live with his mother , brothers and sisters , when quit e young. He married Anna , youngest daughter of Capt. and Mrs. Jonathan Collins of this place. He has been engaged in'the fish business on T Wharf , for many years! He has been very ill for sometime. He leaves a widow, brother and sisters , who have sympathy in thei r bereavement. Mrs. Henrietta P. Gardner was-,in town on Monday last. . Mrs. J. Enos and son William of Somerville visite'd their relatives , Mr. John Enos and family, the first of l ast week. Dr. and Mrs. E. H. Tunicliffe , who have been visiting their relatives, re- turned to Boston on Monday last. Mr. and Mrs. Daniel E. Pain e re- turned home on Tuesday last from a visit with relatives in Somerville. TRURO. Mrs. Sallie Thompson has returned from her visit in Attieboro. ' NORTH TRURO. One Hod of Coal a day is I f p - ^ renough for the "Built j JBBHH__ . .. . to D&ke Rjiti£©¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ 1 B| j^m?T| ^ K you run a Household Range, right—keeping a j _ HH WJgB?1 | bright,clean fire with the fire-pot only two-thirdsfull, ^I P Lj^ ^ ^ jal you will be able to do the day's cooking and baking J^B s Si SS^f e) easilywith one hod of coal. %JEE ^^ MKr ' The New Household Hue construction prevents the ^^f^^^^^ak heat from escaping up the chimney until it has j iT r - % circulated twicearound the oven. Household Ranges m SALE BY M.6.BRADFORD. NYANNIS SHAWMUT RUBBERS ¦ g NO^MADE BVA TRUST S ^$ 0 % ^ BOW HEEL - ^% \ f I uvwt urA&ie If a, j 0^\ \ p ,f For Human Ills \. jy yvSr Aches, Pains , Wounds , Sprains , Rheumatism , out- * \ jaWtPv ward injuries — For Diarrhoea , Crampi , Cholera nr* J ^r / ^H Morbus , Sore Throat , the Gri ppe, etc. *ferH y JOHNSONS THE {/ anodyneLINIMENT 100YEARr r- r r " » • is the approved remedy. Three generations Parson ** AIA FAMHY ^ave tested an 4 proven its efficiency. mis* l ltJIkJCUT At alldmaLen. 25c and 50c bottle: utaU tlw LINIMENT f . 8. JOHNSON A CO., Bomion,Mamrn. " bowat a * Three hundred years ago the busi- ness of finding out witches was well established and accepted In courts oi law as highly proper. In 1649 It is re- corded that the magistrates of New- castle. EngUind , sent to Scotland for an expert witch finder. This gifted person proceeded to show his skill by discovering flfteeu witches and secur- ing their conviction. One Matthew Hopkins was a celebra ted witch finder of that period. It was easy to discover witches when you knew how. Th'e sus- pected person could be forced to weep and then detected by the well known fact that a witch could shed only three tears and those from the left eye, or she could be pricked with pins to dis- cover the spot insensible to pain, which was a sure sign of dealings with the devil. That women were far more likely to dabble in witchcraft than men was conceded. The reason was satisfactorily explained by a famous German text book on witches publishe d in the fifteenth century. It was sim- ply that women were inherently wick- ed, whereas men naturally inclined to eoodness. The Witoh Finders. Mr. E. r'. Crosby has closed his cot- tage on Pleasant Bay road and return- ed to Brookline for the winter. Miss Evelyn Robbins of Providence and Mr. Edwin Robbi ns of New York were guests of their father , Capt. E. M. Robbins , recently. Mr. and Mrs. Ci. E. Nickerson and sons Kenneth and Donald sailed Sat- urday week for Florida where they will SDend the winter. EAST HARWICH. Mr. L. E. Newcomb has gone to Boston where he has employment for the winter. Mrs. Wilmer Newcomb of Cam- bridge has been visiting relatives in town. Mr. E. B. Wilmarth of Attieboro fc'alls has been spending a few days with Mr. W. H. Wilmar th of this place. Mr. Warren F. Doane of Somerville was in town for a tew days the past week at Mrs. George O. Kemp 's. Mrs. Lucy Pierce has gone away to spend the winter , spending the first of the season with friends in Boston and vicinity, later going to visit her daugh- ter who lives in Buffalo , N. Y.- Mr, and Mrs. Chest er Brown of Dorchester have been spending a few days with his mother and sister , Mrs. Martha Brown and Mrs. E. B. Ryder. Mrs. Ernest C. Higgins has re- turned to her home in Hartfor d, Conn., after visiting her mother , Mrs. Abbie Higgins. Dr. Rollins and wife from Boston came last week to enjoy " an outing at camp. Mr. .harry B. Swett of Brookline has been the recent guest of his grand- mother , Mrs. Ellen B. Baker. Mr. Charles Donaldson of Somer- ville has been the recent guest of Mr. and Mrs. Edward E. Lombard. Mrs. William Cur ran is visiting her par ents, Mr. and Mrs . Wilmer New- comb of Cambridge . Mr. Marshall Higgins we under- stand goes on his winter busin ess trip this week, and Mrs. Higgins dur- ing his absence will spend the time with her children in Dennis and Mai- den, also in Hartford , Conn. Mrs. C. P. Marsh has returned from a visit to Somersworth . N. H. WELLFLEET. Mrs. Nuwed, Sr. (to son after fam- ily jar )—Don't forget, son. that "a soft answer turneth away wrath." Mr. Nuwed, Jr. —Well, I know a soft ques- tion of mine brough t a lot of it on toe.—Smart Set. Th» Soft Question. Tattered Terry—There goes a kind man. The hist time I went to him I didn't have a cent and he gave me all be could. Weary Walter —What was that ? Tattered Terr y—Thirty days.- Puck. • Generous. Absentmlnded Professor —My tailor has put one button too many on my vest I must cat It off. That's funny. Now there 's a 'buttonhole too many. What's the nse of arithmetic ?—Sourire. Hit Last Wish. Doctor—Have you any last wish? Patient—Yes. I wish I had some oth- er doctor.—Life. Vain Mathematic s. We have noticed that when two boys are playing with " a wagon the smaller boy is pretty apt to be the horse.— Atchlson Globe. Merc y turns her back to the unmerci- ful.—Quarles. . Might la Right. Mr. C. S. Hunt visited his mother in Winthrop last week. Mrs. Ziba Hunt has returned from East Dennis, where she visited rela- tives. Mrs. Natha n N. Bearse is visiting her daughter , Mrs. C. L. Bearse , at Sagamore. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. E. Barnes have returne d to their home here , after a fifteen months ' stay in North Roches- ter. Miss Phosa C. Tobey has gone to Roxbury to spend the winter with Mr. and Mrs. Timothy Smith. Mrs. Wilfr ed H. Crosby and daugh- ter , Gladys , have been visiting Mr. and Mrs. ,H. T. Crosby prior to leaving for a permanent residence in the south HARWICH CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the s-t f yA ^ /P ^CL. ' Signatur e of ^-/ut ^y ^T&ZcJtc ^i Musical Note. "Y our daugh ter practice s on the pi ano faithfully . I notice. Now, mine hates it. " "Mine does too. But she'd ra ther practic e all day than help with the housework." — Louisville Courier-Jour- nal. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER' S CA S TO R I A One Way to Rest. There is nothing that will rest you so quickly as to sit on a straight back cha ir and . lifting the feet from the floor, push them out in front of you as far as possible, stretch the arms, put the head back , open the mouth wide and make yours elf yawn. Children Cry FOR FLET CHER'S CA ST O R I A Her Dup licat e Pres ent *. She—Did your sister get dupli cate wedding presen ts? He—Yes; she mar- ried a widower with two boys. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S C A S TO R I A Debts. Father- How is it you never have any money ? Ron—It' s not my fanlt. It' s all due to othpr people. "Suffered day and night the torme nt of itching piles. Nothing helped me until 1 used Doan 's Orbtme nt. It cored me permanent ly.'/—Hon. John B. Gsrret t, M ayor, Uirard , Ala. Mr. Clifton Eldre dge was in Boston last week. Mr. Eugene Nickerson of Boston is at home for a vacation. Mr. E. H. Doane and wife were in Boston several days last week. Mrs. Mason of Attieboro and Mrs. B. P. Bee were in town a few days re- cently. Mr. Walter Baker left Monday for Newton wher e he has employment. Mr. and Mrs. J. Phillips left last week for Woods Hole where they ex- pect to spend the winter . Mr. Herbert L. Taylor of Mattapan spent Sunday week at his mother 's, Mrs. Jane Taylor 's. Miss Florence Hill , who has been boarding at Mr. Earle Phillips ' for several months , has gone to Sandwich Mrs. Henry N. Chase and child of West Somerville came last week to spend the winter with her parents , Mr. and Mr s. B. G. Phillips. Mr. Chase , who is a civil engineer , will be engaged in work in the west. HARWICH PORT. Mrs. Allapenah Phillips is' staying with Mrs. Sparrow in Chatham. Mrs. Achsah Taylor is visiting her grandson , J. S. Taylor in Taunton. Mrs. Lottie B. Terry of Sagamore is visiting ner mother , Mrs. Ella Smith. A Pea cemaker. It is a commonly accepted belief tha t nothing short of being pried loose will induce a bulldog to give up his grip on another dog or on an intruder , but this is a mistake. A little household ammonia poure d on him as near his nose as circumstanc es will allow will make him let go immediately. Tho fumes of ammonia are so overp ower Ing that a dog canno t possibly main - tain his grip and his breath at the same time.—Country Life In America NORTH HARWICH. Miss Glady ce D. Weekes is visiting friends in Charlestown. Hon. Thos. Z. Lee >of Provid ence was here Sunday week. Mrs. lsadore Doane of Prov idence is visiting Mrs. Annette Tuttle. Mr. Prank Lary of Boston is the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Seabury Taylor. Mrs. Darius Weekes is with her hus- band at cuttyh unk. Mr. and Mrs. Ha rold Loveland and son Walter have returned home from their visit of several weeks in Somer- ville. SOUTH HARWICH. |New York, New Haven & i Hartford Railroad PROVINCETOW N TO BOSTON . Week-Day* s,,n 11111 am »'" "¦ » I '.u in n I I'rovincetown lv 6 no. . •' ,. ', "¦ 1 N'ortli Troro 611. •' ¦!• "T- Oorn mi) *¦ " -*' Truro e i7 .V.'.. ' . ' •; ; , ,,, SoutU Truro 621.. ' " - 'i '; " i: WeUfleet 6*7 . -/ I : ; r , ¦South Wellilm CS3 •> ¦ ,', :; ,, Nortli Eastliam fi40. i' : ' ,« ! Kastliam 645 '.'. \\Z ¦,, Orleans 'i 51 ••• ; •••• ¦ ¦; » East Brewster 6 66. "" s-' u v Brewster ....701 \ '{, j. Pleasant Lake 7tu6 l,Z- .?' Harwich 1 li^. !:.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'" aV f . North Harwich 717 . ' " hu '•U South Dennis 721 . . . .'..".. j.h ', ?:; South Yarmouth ..727.. . —.'" 3--,, . '¦' Yarmouth 617..7 37 ill) i5" 4 111; ii n Barnstiible G22..7 M ...10 21 4T 5 WestBainstable 6 2S»..7 51 .... 10 28 '•) I" \-Z East Sandwich ..6 38.. 7 59 lo su ' -i " •", Sandwich 643..8 06 1U 42 ' 4 :T n.. Sagamore 648..812 10 48 '*¦#• u" Bournedale 652..817 10 51 4 -ii. u : ! Bourne 657..828 10E7 4 -J" 15 BuzzardsB' y due6 59..825.. ..10 6»"* 4fi i 4-,'} Buzzards B'y.. lv702..830.. 885..11 03 4 ,0- ,m Onset.Junction.. 7 09 S42..H ll " 5 ur, '.us Warehani 714 847..11 1U 5 n> in Parker MUls ....7116 mi - ,r South Warehaiu WJ 8r52..1H21 51 if, U\" Tremon t 7 23 867 11 27 5' i , 'i So. Middleboro..7f3 1 »M. '.W3> "b.Hr ,n 5™*-: P6 'J tlO. 11H1.:5IS * ,,la ttlddleboro 747 j Boston due 8 49. 9 52..10 25. 12 52 6 0" 1 ¦¦ BOSTON TO PR OV1NUETO WN Week-Dat/s s,,,, „ . I'M P'» pm pin jmi ;mi Boston lv 7 33. .108 ..4 00. .438. .0(6 7 ;i, Brockton -. 813..143..433 say si" Bridgewater 825..1 56..448.. .. !> 57 •. 'i Middleboro 840..210..503 oil •, I , Kock 8148..2(18. .5I1J til l -, w So. Middleboro.. 8f53..2f23..5ri6.. til 'G Mii Tremont 903..232..52 ,0.. . ' ti M mi South Wareham . 9107 .2135..5fz8 (ite ¦• ik Parker Mills .... 9fu9 '.". .' '.uhu :u m Wareham 913 ..241..534.. 6-1 1 :.| 1 Onset Junction.. 9 18.. 2 46.. 5 39.. u-iy ¦•¦ •» Buzzards B'y due 924..253..545..557 . O 1J1; " 7 Buzzards B'y--. lv 980..257.. — ..602 7im ¦"u Bourne 933..300 (i os.'7i« :> : a Bournedale 9 3'J..306 611 7 (i> ¦> y Sagamore 943 ..310 6 16. 71.' :>;i Sandwich 949 ..316 622 ' 71* ' ;,n Eas t Sandwich .. 964 ..321 «27 V':r '1 1, West BaniHtable l0O3..3 3O 63'i 'la i ' .ii Barnstable 10 10..337 643 7 1] j>;j Yarmouth 10 20..343 662 '7-> ' li- " South Yarmouth 10 27.. 6 5U '— i ¦.. :ii South Dennis .... 10 33 705 " i.^i, North Harwich.. 10 37 709 ' ' ' 1 11 ;u Harwich 10 44 7 16 in ' io Pleasant Lake.. 10f48 7 20 "..'.' < kid Brewster 10 55 726 h o Bast Brewster...11 01 7 32.. ' um Orleans 11 07 737 '. i !lii G Eastham 11 14 743 i mi North Eastham.11 20 '.. .7^8 n iti SouthWellflee u.il 27 7 5B..V.V. Jlii WeUfleet 11 33 8 01 ! H 'J SouthTruro 1140 807 ll "u, Truro 11 44 an ij ' iu Corn Hill North Truro ....11 63 "s ii) ' 11 p Provlncetown du l2 05 8 30 "'" .. i nvj HYANNIS TO BOSTON. Week-Days iSiwi'-iyt am am am am pm pm 1 m Hya'nis iv 6flO 7f20 9f55 lOfOC 3t60 BtM) 111 («... ¦» Yarmo'th 6 17 7 27 10 02 10 12 3 57 6 87 U> VI 1 i South Harwich 6 69..10 22 3 2" •> • m Harwich Centre 7 04..10 27..3 27 '.11 Harwich 7 07..10 30..3 SO.. -'IT Boston dne9 52 6 52. BOSTON TO CHATH AM. Week-Days am am pm i>;:i Boston lv 7f38.. i\ ¦¦ Harwich 7*55..10 45. .3t45 7 , 1. Harwich Centre 8*01..10 48 S 4S 1 ¦¦• South Harwich 8*12. .10 63 3 63 7 "1 South Chatham 8*22. .10 66 .3 56 7 7 Chatham due8*32..11 02 .4 02"7 :¦;¦ ¦ ¦ WOODS HOLE TO BOSTON. Week-Daya ,v. ¦. am am pm i.m > Woods Hole Iv 7 48. .10 22..4 15 4 j-i Falmouth '... 7 5 ..10 29 4 22 -1 1 Weht Falmouth 8 03..10 87. i 30 1 .1 North Kalmouth 8 10..10 44..4 37 1 v Cataumet 8 13..10 47..4 40 1 ,. Pocasset 8 17..10 61..4 41 1 ;7 Monument Beach 8 21..10 65. 4 48 ! 1 Buzzards Bay. ». 8 25..10 59. 4 52 i ¦..'. Boston.. due 9 62.. 12 62..6 52 ' .'• BOSTON TO WOODS HOLIi. Week-Day* am pm i>in m Boston .-. lv 7 38..1 08..4 3S . - Buzzards Bay 9 32..2 68..6 02 - Monument Beach 9 38..3 04. ti 07 Pocasset 9 43..3 08..6 ie : j . Cataumet 9 47..8 13..6 u. ." North Falmouth 9 51.8 17 6 It- 1 WestFataou th 9 58..8 23. 6 21 1 Falmouth 10 06..3 81 6 32 •')¦ '¦ Woods Hole due lO 14.;8 88..6 4d 1 PA1RHAVEN TO BOSTON. Week-Days am am am pm New Bedford .Kerry lv 6 45.. 8 18. 10 ¦!,- 1 w Falrhaven 6 65.. 8 27..10 5:' :- '« Mattopol gett 701.. 8 35..11 u', li) Marlon 7 12.. 8 44..11 i>, 7 Treinont due72l.. 8 63..11 2-'. •¦ !'¦ Tremont lv 7 23.. 8 67..11 21 ¦< -U Boston due 8 49..10 26..12 ffi 1 '¦- BOSTON TO FAIRHAVEN. Week-Da ys am am pm i Boston lv 7 38.. 1 08..4 ( ' Tremont due 9 00.. 2 32..5 % Tremont W 7 33.. 9 05.. 2 37..5 :;•< Marlon 7 42. 9 14.. 2 4fi. 5 " Mattapolsett 7 51 9 23.. 2 05 . 5 ;- Falrhaven 7 69. 931.. 3 v.i. f. .v; New Bedford Fer ry .. .due 8 12.. 9 42.. 3 12. 1, M ZA Stops only to leave passengers on iwitin- •¦< take passengers on signal . fDally exceuc Sunda y*. •Mixed Train OLD COLONY DIVISION. TIME TAB LE TheFamousJf eyi> Is the Lamp of Real Beauty ~ ^"-j—.; because it gives the best light of all lamps. The Rayogivesawhite,soft, mellow, diffused light—easy on the -/ V eye because it cannot flicker. You J* ^v can useyoureyesaslong as you wish X- A under the Rayo light without strain. / -A The Rayo Lamp Is low-priced, and I \ tven though you pay $5t $10 or $20 for % ^™MRf —> * other lamps,you maygetmoreexpensive \ l^^P ff decorations but you cannot get a better V jJHK!' light than the tow-prioed Rayogives. A JSSB^L strong, durable shade-holder holds the ^^Eh^^B shade on firm and true. This season's ^^H^^V newburneraddsstrengthandappearance. -^^^B^ Onc«a RayoUser ,AhrmysOn*. . Wl f ¥ Standard OH CompanyjSj ^Bk: : ' Mr. and Mrs. E. Leon Chase .«=¦ r • j Sunda y week with Mr . and Mr s l-v, ' u . cis "Vtf. Smith. ' i Mr. John Fergus on, who has !¦,-,. ., j spend ing a few months with his - , ter , Mrs. E. L. Knowles, has rce ' i-i ' ?i to Texas. ' l j Mr. Eugene Penni man and hw .,. Edw ard of Boston spent last -.¦, \ \ with their parents , Mr. and Mrs \-\\ ward Penniman. I ORLEANS. WEAK KIDNEYS MAKE WEAK BODIES Kidney Diseases Cause Half the Com- mon Aches and Ills of Hyannis People Ab one weak link weakens a chain, so weak kidneys weaken the whole body and hasten the final breaking down. Overwork , strains , colds and other causes injure the kidneys , and when their activity is lessened the whore body suffers from the excess of uric poision circulated in. the blood. Aches and pains and languor and urinary ills come, and there Ib an ever-increasing tendency towards more serious tro ubles. There is no real help for the sufferer except kidney help. - Doan's Kidney Pills act directly on the kidneys and cure every kidney ill. No need to take the statement of someone living far away as evidence. riere 's a case right in this locality. Mrs. Alfred Chevall , State street , Sandwich , Mass., says: "Doari' s Kid- ney Pills have proven a blessing to me. I suffere d from a gnawing pain in the small of my back for some time. ; I could not rest well and was tired in the morning . When I heard of Doan's Kidney Pills, I used them and was soon rid of kidney trouble. Doan's Kidney Pills have my highest endorsement. " For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Mil burn Co., Buffalo, New York , sole agents .for the United States. Remember the name—Doan 's—and take no other.