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THE DRAGON'S BACKBONE. An Odd Incident of Railroad Construo- ticn In China. When tli L-iv wa s undert aken the con- Btruc.ioc uf ihe railway between Klrin and Newibwaiig , the seaport of Man - churia , it was proposed to make a junction at a place called Lan plen. out- Eide the city of Mukden. For this per- mission bad to be obtained from the Tartar general of Mukden. This func- tionary at on^e proceeded to call In his geoniiincers . a species of soothsayers , who gave information concerning the good fortune and ill fortune of sites and were -supposed by the Chinese to know wliai demons aud dra gons In- habited the earth under the surface. These wise men reported that the dragon wimso body encircled the holy city of Mukden lay coiled up In such a way that if the railway caihe thro ugh Lunpien t!.e 1>.hib nails driven into the ties wuulii pi!Ti .-e his backbone and in all urobniiiliiy set him to raging vio- lently, to the great detrimen t of the people of Mukden. The genera i consequen tly refused the applicatio n of the railway people and directed them to carry the road In a straight line from Klrin to ^ New- chwmg, avoiding Mukden . The en- gineers thereupo n appea led to the vice- roy, showing that , as th is proposed route would pro through a mars hy and uninh abited country, it could not be profi table for their enterpris e. The viceroy wrote to the general of Mukd en , Uglily commending him for his discretion in consulting the geo- mancers , but suggesting that these sage persons go over the grou nd again and see if ihyy could not find a place where the ¦liiiis would not be likely to strike into rho dragon 's back . Accord- ingly, at the .jemmand of the viceroy, the K'-T.eral had his geomancers Indi- cate a spot for the junction at Lan plen where ihpy though t that , after all. the dr agon 's ba' kUm e would be safe.— New York I'rtss. Buuanj rii or so iu diameter , which nest le in the right Land of every Chinese man °f lc'ttors fur hours each day, one be- ing revolved about the other until they tfe worn bri-h t. They are just lar ge 'nout'h to mak e a handful , and the fiction of shiftin g one about the other bri"gs the fln-er s into play and lends them that suppl eness and digital dex- t(-rlty whict ' are necessary in the ma- nipulation of y six teenth canto." A Modest Poet. t I Leads to the Finding of a Wife ! By STACY E. BAKER i I Copyright, 1910, by American Press ' Association. j ltu wlins, reaching lor liis own inte- rior timepiece , found iu its plni-e an expensive watch with three diamonds yet in the rear case a .id. tbe initials \V. A. \V. engraved thereon. Naturally Uawiins was sur prised. He returned (he watch to liis pocket , carefully folded bis paper aud giauced iibout iu searc h of the philuutlm >|HC person who bad effected I be exchange. The-v inega ry faced female wedged in the seat to the right of him stared back suspiciously. A wheezin g fat man. uncomfortabl y crowded , sat at bis left and grinned heavily as he noted the observant eye of his fellow passenger. "These street cars are crowded sun- thi n" awfu l, hain't they?' " Rawlins agreed. He couldn 't accus- tom himself to the thou ght of this man 's pudgy fingers deftly Inserting the mselves in his waistcoat pocket on :i delicate mission of substituti on. He stared about him searchingly , but the enigma was unsolved when the conductor called Twenty-third street. In the sacred precincts of his own little used law offices Rawlins gave a keener inspection to this gift the gods had thrust upon him. Heavy lines corru gated the brow of the young attorn ey, and he pushed his thick black hair back into an im- promptu pompadour as his mind grap- pled with the problem. The slim fin- gers of the youth touched the stem, and the case snapped sudden ly open, disclosing the pictured face of a ra- diant girl. Rawlin s—John P. Rawlins , Esq.—was young—youn g enough, in fact, to be- lieve in the ideal woman , and this likeness corres ponded exactly with the dream in his heart The great blue eyes, the flawless contour of the face, with . its piquant , retrousse nose and determ ined little chin; the wave in the heavy hair, the peerless neck and shoulder s—everything about the maid summed up soul dear to the youth. The sudden advept of that rara avis, a client, compelled him to forego the pleasure of lingerin g longer In admir- ing contemplation of the picture. Be- fore findin g the likeness of the prob- able owner—Rawli ns had an active mind—the man who had come into such peculiar possession of the watch had decided to turn it over to the po- lice, but now— Now the united efforts of the entire constab ulary of the i.own could not liave dragged it from him. And yet—paradox—the youth wished to find the owner, if possible, more than ever. The riddle of how the lit- tle timepiece happened to be in his pocket had gripped him witih an in- satiable curiosit y at first: now. strange- ly enough, his sole thoughts were of the maid In the case. He longed to meet her. He want ed to become ac- quainted with her . The atto rney was bothered with no clients tha t day. and in the afternoon , with the fair pictured face of the mys- terious damsel propped before him. he compiled an advertis ement for the moruin g papers : Pound, under peculiar circumstances, valuable, watch. Owner can have same by calling at Broadway and proving property. Rawlins. fourth floor. Rawlins was a wealthy youth of good city connections. He had grad- uated from Harvard the year before and was now awaken ed to the fact that New York is overcrowded with attorne ys. Clients , from a pecuniary stand point , he didn 't need, but the ennui of a listless life was borin g him, stilling his ambiti on. This little ad- venture , with the flavor of romance so stron g upon it bade fair to give life back its relish. The advertisement brough t results. Every faker in the city seemed to have bought a paper and picked the Raw- lins "found" as the easy money of the mornin g. The lawyer entertained the sly ad- venturers with tentat ive questions on their lips, keen searcher s after infor- mation tha t, in turn , was to be given over to shrewd confederates , who would follow up with better chances of landin g the prize, and coarse wo- men who atte mpted to wheedle the ad- vertised art icle away from its holder , and , failing in this, fell into a vocabu- lary of vehement and impolite protest The atto rney 's faith in human na- ture was sadly Jarre d. The keen youth gave absolutely no Informatio n to the gleaners along the paths of chance, and thus it came about that none was able to come later with sufficient information to draw down the tro phy. Rawlins brea th- ed his relief at the end of the day and ¦again drew the watch from his pocket and studie d the photograph. One iongs doubly for the unattainable. The youth was in a perfect frenzy to meet the girl . Time passed. Several months went by and still the young man was vainly strivin g to meet the fair one of the photogra ph. It became a habit with him to stand before the window of hl» office and stare down into the str eet In this way ther e was a chan ce that his knowing eyes would find the owner of the watch. One day as he stood at his usual point of vanta ge, his contemplativ e eyes on a lazy cab, the latt er came to a stop in front of one of the large stores , and- oh. the sudden shock of it —she stepped out In a moment the long legs of the youth were fairly flying down the stair s-he wouldn't wait for the ele- vator—a nd he was across the street and into the stor e in another fast fol- lowing sixty seconds. It took tte atto rney some time to find the girl. The wonder of it Is that he found her at all In that huge bee hive of strug gling patrons and clerks. She was on the first floor and at the handk erchief counter. He patiently waited until she had finished her pur- chases. - "I beg your pardohl" he commenced, approaching, hat in hand. _ The girl stared at him coldly. She was a revelation in beaut y-all and more than the. photo graph had prom- t o e d . ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ . . ' ¦ " „ ._ _ . - . - SheGIRL IN ' THE CASE "1 have here." said the lawyer, "somethin g that I believe belongs to you." He smiled in what he evidently believed to be a courteous manner , but which left an entirely different impres- sion on the lady. "I do not know you. sir," she an- swered in a well bred voice, the ca- dence of which thril led her susceptible admirer to" the full of his rapidly beat- ing heart. "You have probably mis- taken me for another person. " Her eyes rested meditativel y upon an ap- proaching floorwa lker. "I know we have uever met," began Rawlius inane ly, "but— bur "- "At an almost imperceptible sign from the girl the floorwal ker joined them . "This gentleman ," began the girl dis- tantl y, "thinks he knows me. He doesn't." She paused suggestively. The floorw alker, wise of his kind, eyed the atto rney with small favor. "You had better go, sir, else"— He, too, ended his sentence with an elo- quent stop. Rawlins. despite his keen admiration for the girl , was angry. "One moment ," he said authorita- tively to the official. He turned again to the girl . "Perha ps you recognize this ," he asked and held the watc h before her eyes. The maid gazed at it with some cu- riosity. "I do not," she said. ''To my knowled ge, I have never seen it before in my life. Are you the—er—offi cia l propounder of enigmas here?" The sarcas m was lost on the de spondent Rawlins , who, with the iron hand of the floorwalker on his arm , was being rapidly escorted toward the door. "I' m giving you a chance," explained the latt er, "althou gh I hadn 't ought to. The bosses here haven 't any time for fresh guys who antagonize the trade/ ' An elderly woman with gray hair and faded blue eyes came hurr ying after the pair and touc hed the deject- ed lawyer on the arm. "Just a moment. " she began breath- lessly. "My niece has been telling me about it. You—yon must have my watch!" "I knew it," interrupted the floor- walker "I knew it from the start madam . He's a 'dip.' old offender probably. If you'll just step Into the office I'll see . that you recover your property without any fuss, and we'll send this part y down." The woman stared. "You are rathe r officious. This gen- tleman was attem pting to do my niece a favor. He is no pickpock et I am sure of that. " She spoke coldly. She turned to Rawlin s. "Tell me, was the watch you wished to retu rn set with three diamonds and did it conta in a little minlature r1 Rawlins nodded a happy assent The girl had Joined them. The youth noted with an appreciat ive eye the embar- rassed flush dottin g her cheeks. "Thi s is your pro perty, " came from Rawlin s. Once again he took the watch from his pocket, and the eager hands of the older woman accepted it. "Oh . how can I ever than k you?" she gasped. "It rea lly Is my watch!" She turned to Rawlins. "And you rec- ognized my niece from the little pic- ture ?" Again the happy youth nodded. Words were beyond him. "But how did you get it?" she asked wonderin gly. "I saw that great fat thief who grabb ed It from my hands run and jump on a street car, and al- thou gh I prom ptly reported the mat- ter \ p the police I really had given up expectin g the return of the trin ket long ago. "It was my first day in the city,' she continued. "I live in New Orleans , you must know, and I am only visit- Ing here. Marie—sh e Is my sister- worries so over trifles that I didn't tell her. Really, I never expected to see it again. I"— "But why don't you allow the gen- tleman to answer your question, auntie?" laughingly Inte rru pted the girl. • Upon Rawlins a great light had dawned . The good natured hsavy- welght seated on his right in the car had been the pickpocket who had stolen the watch. Evident ly feari ng captur e, he had shifted the thing npon Rawlins and taken the cheaper time- piece of the attor ney in return. "If s a long story," explained the youth— "almost too long to tell here. I am a lawyer , with offices just across the way." He" handed the older wom- an a card. "If 1 might suggest"— "Yon must ride home with usIn our carria ge." eagerly interrupted th aunt, "and explain in detail. Really. I wouldn't miss the story for the watch. Or perha ps," she amended, "yon can't spare the time Just nowT" . Rawlins glanced at the red cheeked glrL _ ._ -..—- . -¦ ¦ ¦ - . ' • . "I win be pleased to ride home with you," he said. RIDING THE BILLOWS. A Paw Pointed Suggestions For Ooaan Travelers. Do not Interfere with the captain In the performance of his duties or offer suggestions in navigation based upon your own experience In run ning a catboat on Lake Mohonk. There are few captalnB now in the transatlant ic service who have not crossed the ocean several times, and we know of none who has acquired his knowledge of the sea in a corre spondence school. If the lady with golden hair seated In the steamer chair next to yours In- advertent ly puts her head on your shoulder and groans do not rudely re- move It, but whistle a soft lullaby, as If you did not notice the act. Bear in mind that two head s are bette r than one. The lullaby may put her to sleep, when her curls may be gently removed to her own sofa pillow. Should you desire to go below before she goes to sleep send the deck stew- ard after her husband and ask him to remove them himself. If in the midst of your dinner you feel a sudden emotional qualm arising within you rise with it as nearly si- multaneou sly as possible and hasten fro m the saloon, taking care in your flight to stick to the aisles between the tab les and not go leaping from table to table like a frightened ante- lope toward the exit This latter course would cause considerab le con- fusion in the dining room, jind in your haste you might inadvertentl y trip over anothe r passenger's welsh rabbit which is not considered good form in polished circles either on the land or on the sea. If on your way to the upper deck you find the stairca ses blocked by others hastenin g upward like yourse lf do not step upon them In your mad flight upward , but slide down the baniste rs to the lower deck, which you will find just as well adapted to your needs as the upper. Any deck is good In a qualm. -John Kendric lt Bangs in Har per's Weekly. POWER OF A WORD. Why France Chan ged the Name of the "Life Saving Belt" A vivid Illustrati on of the power of mere words over bnman beings was once brought to the attenti on of Fre nch people by Prancis que Sarcey. After the wreck of the Bonr gogne "many passengers were found floatin g drown ed with life prese rvers on. These life preservers were fatsened upon the bodies, but round the middle instead of under the arm s, and the greater weight of the npper part of the body had tipped the head under water and the person of course was inevitab ly drowned. Now it appears that the greater num- ber of the perso ns so drowned were French . The French term for life pre- server is ceinture de sauveta ge,or "life saving belt" This word ceintu re sug- gests to the mind In its moment s of disorde r and unr eadiness , sucb_ as a great catastro phe brin gs, the idea of puttin g on a belt, and as a belt Is put round the waist and nowhere else the frightened person Inst inctively adjusts the life preserver close about the hips. The result is that as soon as the person so provided falls Into the water his body tips over, with the heavier part downwa rd, and the head is plung- ed beneath the surface. The word "belt" therefore , was the cause of the loss of many lives to the Bonr gogne disaster. Sarcey accordin g- ly proposed to counteract the fatal ef- fect of the Fren ch word by renamin g the artic le and calling it a brass iere, which Is a kind of waist, and by bring- ing the word bras, or arm, to mind to teach people to pnt a life preserver ob Ju st undern eath the anna.—Chicago Record -Herald. All bodies in space are gradually ap- proachin g frigidit y. When a redhot cannon ball is taken out of a furnace and suspended in the air It parts with its heat and keeps on parti ng with It until it finally reaches the temperature surrou ndingit And what happens to the cannon ball is happening to the sun. The sun to stead ily losing its beat and contractin g, and the same to true of the planets and of every other body in space. Ju st as the arctic circle Is ever encroachin g upon the temper- ate and equato rial regions , sothe final chill to stead ily advancin g npon the warmth everywhere ^-Newfork Amer- ican. - After a heavy meal take ^ooupto of Doan'sBegnleU, and five &£ * * * * ** £ liver and bowels the help '•'•y **" "^: Beguteto brin g easy, regular passages of the bowels. The Cooling of the Worlds. By CARROL H. PRICE Copyright, 1910, by American Press Association. Lucrative positions come fro m va- rious sources , so many sources that it Is diffic ult to mention or classify them. And yet bow hard it is for a boy, un- aided and often even with every ad- vanta ge, to grow into one of them . Frank Bushnell was obliged to go to work Avhen he was but twelve years old. His education therefo re was not of the best, and , havin g no one to help, him on but himself , he progressed slowly, or, rather , he didn 't progress at all. He sold papers oh a railroad , then became a brakeman and when he was nearl y thirty years old had got no farther up the ladder than baggage agent at a small way station at a sal- ary of $30 a month. Frank while huntin g up a lost trunk went one day into the general offices of the company . There he saw the sleek, well groomed officials with pol- ished fingernails and clean shaved faces. One who sat at a mahogany desk and tapped a bell occasionally for a boy to do his work may have been gettin g fro m $3,000 to $50,000 a year, while Frank for tirin g himself out handlin g heavy trunks got less than $400. It r>ade him desperate. He went back to has stat ion and wrote a letter applying for a better position. The official who received it was about to throw it into the wastebas- ket when he rememb ered a station in the center of a desolate section of the road where the inhabitants who used the railroad habitually intimidated the ticket agent, securin g tickets without paying any money for them. One agent after another had been dis- charged for not collecting for tickets sold. The official indorsed on Fran k Bushnell' s letter "Appoint him agent at Hawke ye." When Frank learned that he was transferred to Hawke ye at a salary of $500 a year he was encoura ged till he learned the facts. Then he was cor- respondingly depressed . But life look- ed so gloomy to him that he didn't care much whether he got killed try- Ing to collect fares at Hawke ye or not. He was passing into middle age, had no home and , wors t of all , wanted to make one with a girl he knew. But that was out of the question. The first morn ing Frank appeared at his window a wild looking man ap- plied for a ticket. Fr ank handed it out, but kept his hand on it, demand- ing the money for it. The man was putting his hand to his hip for his re- volver when Fran k laid his own hand on one beside the window Invisible from the outside and fired at rand om throu gh the opening. Then he went outside to discover the results and found the man , shot throu gh the breast , giving his last kick. Going back to his telegra ph clicker , he sent the following message to the man who appointed him: Killed man for refusing to pay fare. Bend underta ker. Shall I keep on? When the gentleman received the dispatch he was puzzled just what to do in the matter. This taking the law in the hands of the company throu gh one of its agents was not In keeping with the policy as laid down by Its chief attorn ey. The recipient of the telegram took it Into the president , who read it and was visibly Im- pressed. "Send an unde rtaker ," he said, "and report the matter to Mr. Pugh. " Mr. Pugh was the road' s chief attorne y. "But the reply to the station agent as to his future course? You see, he asks if he shall keep on killing those who. refuse to pay." "Appoint another man in his place and as soon as the legal difficulties are out of the way order him to report to me here. " There were no legal difficulties. Every . one knew all about Hawke ye Station and 'felt assured that if the people liv- ing about It couldn't take care of them- selves the law would fail also. In a few days Bushne ll appeared before the president of the road. "It seems to -me," said the president , "that you have indicated the field for which you are fitted. I am directo r in a bank. We have trouble to find a man brave enough and at the same time honest enough to guard our funds and secur ities. I am told that you are scrupulously honest. I can secure for you the position of chief watchman at the bank" You will be held account- able for its safety , and as your duties will be very important your salary will be commensurate. You will receive 13,000 a year." Frank was so astonished that he neg- lected-to reply. Finally, recalling him- self, he said: "If this promotion Is for killing one man, why not let me stay there and kill a few more of 'em. I could get as big a salary as any one here in time." "It isn't for killing a man that you are take n up for a more responsible position , but for furnishin g evidence that you have plenty of nerve." Frank Bushnell entered on bis new duties. At first it seemed to him that , havin g been put there for the purpose of killing those who sough', to rob the bask, he should shoot some one at least once a week in order to reta in so fine a salary. But as time went on be learned that his value was negative- not to display his nerve, but to have It always in readine ss. Not till he had been with the bank for ten years did he get anoth er raise , and then it was for being in the line of promotion rath- er than on account of his readlneM to ¦boot. His Promotion One of the best of the many stories of English official ignorance of the colonies is recalled by P. A. Silburn In "The Gover nance of Empire." Lord Palmerston was formin g a new minis- try and in a preliminar y council was arran ging its composition. He had filled up all the portfolios with the exception of the colonial office. First one name and then another was sug- gested and thrown aside. At last be said to Sir Arthur Helps: "I suppose I must take the thin g myself. Gome up- stairs with me and show me when these places are on the maps." Official Ignorance. "We have had an official warning Bot to burn ranch gas this month." "I never heard of such a thing." "Oh, yes; it was last month's ML"— Buffalo Bxpnaw. Official. "I was on an ocean liner when she ran on the rooks off the English coast some year s ago." said a trave ling man. "and in the panic that ensued there Is one incident that Btan ds out in my memory. Illustratin g the slender thread between the tra gic and the ridicu lous. We had a fellow, on board who bad managed to keep prett y well loaded all the way acro ss, and when we struck the rocks he was in his usual condition. When everybody thou ght for sure we were going to the botto m he sat down at the piano In the saloon, and what do you suppose he began playing? 'Home. Sweet Home.' Some- body went to him and begged him to stop. Immediatel y he switched off from the dolefu l str ains of the old song to the rollickin g melody of 'Down Went McGlnty." The absurd ity of the thin g seemed to strike everybody at once, and a general laugh followed. The tension was relieved, and there was good order after that " The 8hort 8tep Between. Writin g from Dresden , an American says: "There Is at least one thing in a German restaurant for which one would look in vain in our countr y. That Is the piccolo. You may think that I mean a musical instrument and that any orchestra In any country might have one of these, but you are wron g. My piccolo, the one at the restaurant. Is a human being. He is a boy twelve to fifteen years old. who assists the regular waiters . He wears the regulation waiter 's costume and looks funny In his splketall coat. He Is as solemn as a funeral , knows how to extract a tip and for the high priv- ilege of retain ing his place and takin g his first degree as a waiter must en- dure much abuse at the band s of the head waiter and bis under lings. He Is a funny little fellow, this piccolo, who because of bis appearance could never prosper In our countr y."—New York Tribune. The Restaura nt Piccolo. It was the third Earl Spencer who added a word to the langua ge hi conse- quence of a wager. The bet was that by cuttin g off the tall part of bis over- coat he could bring into fashion over- coats so snort that the skirts of the undercoat would show" beneath. He won his wager, and "spencer" became the name both of that garment and of the feminine one afterward construct- ed In Its likeness. The peerage has added more than one name to the terminolo gy of costume. Everybod y knows "Wellin gtons." and the billy- cock hat is said by some to be really "Billy Coke." from Coke of Norfolk , earl of Leicester. But none of these examplesin the sphere of clothesrivals what the Earl of Sandwich did when he contrived the slice of meat between bread as a device to enable him to go on gamblin g without leaving off for a meal.—Lond on Chronic le. Created a New Word. "We hesita ted about renti ng this place," said the woman who had Ju st moved in, "until we learned that the families on both sides of us owned their bouses. It to so unpleasant to live where the people next door are al- ways chan ging and yon never know what kind of neighbors you are going to have." " Yes," responded the woman on the other side of the fence. "That * s one reason why we're trying to sen our house."—Chica goTribune. Oattina Aeauaintod. HAV R Y«>U SKEN TI1K I.ATKST EYE GLASSES? THE ATLAS SHUR-OftS Tue Neutft st. Most Comfortable and ynt Most Dnrnbltt of sill EyrK insses. Dunlgiicd for aim! Soltl Only by BROWN- Optician '206 Union Suvi»t NICW BEDFOKO , MASS. Where you alwiiyn got tlie Ix-Ht of everything' optical. Genealogical Notes of Barn- staitlc Fami lies being a reprint ot Ihu Amos Otis Papers from the BARNST4BLE PATR IOT I n Two Vo l u mes BOUND IN ONE "tienealOKlciil Notes of Barnstuble Families' ts u reprint of the Amos Otis papers, originally published In the BaniHtuble Patriot, now revised by C. F. Swift, two volumes In one. (F. li. A F. P. Goss, Barnstable, publishers.) Nowlieie else Is to be found a more accurate or clever picture of colonial life than In these papers. Just how the first whites lived, how the Indians lived, the relations between the settlers and the aborigines, church and family history, are all set forth,not,- of course, In sequence, but with photographic verity. To those whose ancestors were among the Urst settlers of Barnstable the book will have an additional aud sacred value. And all reader will feel deeply grateful to the author for the Industry which has produced a most striking picture o' the founding of nn em- pire.—Boston Globe. The price for both Volumes (780 Pages) bound in one, cloth bindir g, |6.00. Copies will be forwarded by mall on receipt of price and 26c additional for postage. V.U.& V.V.UO88, Publisher* Htannih, Mahs LIBRARY OF CAPE GOD HISTORY AND GENEALOGY Just Published : No. 106. liarnxtablc Town Records 60 p. p. $1.5O No. 104. Sandwich and llourne , Colony and Town KecordH , 36 p. p. 91.00 Otbe r numbers in the series in press. "Cape Cod ," by Cha rles F. Swift $5.00 All publications sent postpaid on re- ceipt oi price. C. W. MWIFT , FubllBher , Yar raoutbport , Mass. CO NGRESSM AN EUGEN E N. FOSS OF BOSTO N Rep resentative in Congress from the 14t h District , Who Defeated Gov. Draper at the Polls Last Tuesday. FOSS WINS MASS. GOVERNORSHIP WHEREVER you go, the clothes you wear j are one of the most important thit.gs about U , ¦ u're siwjty fr om home , ntuou g stran gers , your sta ndin g v ' ll li e ii;-' intimated by the way you look. If you stay at home j " lu iv i'Vt ¦¦ * l)Oll y knows you , you'd better be even more part icular , j '— 'C«*-i^ ' We're pr oud of the app earance ut J.\ ) ;: ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ lt - °* *^e men we c' otne '¦ > we're glad ).^? /y£ :;'^^~Jgf^> t,° have them compared with any ; '• ''' M?~ ~'~ 'UJti lK ^ men , anywhere in the woi Id, so y-f L ^-'^^l !* 75 5r%lP far as clothes-looks go. j ^ ^^^^fc ^ art ^c^ ner & ^arx f| H ~ '' '$£&fmf '^HUNk make the most fashionable gai- ' ^:0^\ lrg M fA ments in the world ; their sty les X' Nil f$'4 \ TJ ^^M^^k. nre d'st'IU't've ai1(l correct : the ¦ •I'ji&rlfj i | ^\/^ii= ¦k^i ja miin wno wears them has a look f-— ' fe ^ f^^^S^V^» of "class" and distinction whu h Jjs • -3v|: I^\\\^S/|>M^iy '"iln "e h;ul 'n no other clothes. K 5 l^jnm_^^ N()t only that ; the>se t!lotlHv s"ive %yH| 4^1li^^\ *n(3 Weilrt -'V ilU a'! "' all(' il sl'nsC °f IS : '¦ '¦ ? ' ^\ til £^r quality ; the fabrics are all-wool , *%^o \l ••% § ^ \ 1ne choicest weaver selected from &' f i \\*>%:= I the best looms of the whole ¦ P IM^ ^ ^ J world ; beautifu l Scotch weaves, w^- JUr^ l^i / English wor.-teds, tine American fi| y| |»Wg|0fr / fabrics. And the tailoring is S^i r w R fC perfect. " The name of -Hart I ^^«*nB/l\ 4\ Schsiffnor & Marx is recognized ^ Jj ; ' il ll\ as a sign of all that is best in 1 I' 1 ^ I ^««^lill ^e ^ !l nian l)01^ec1'.V m t he-*50 l^tJjJL I Ir***"^!!! >w goods. There's no use deny ing •¦slllfr'^ U i II fti I' llltlt ' OlS "* rOili»Iioii< - 164 * hY\riNIS , iVi&SS. Wedding j nvitmtions ANNOUNCEMENTS , RECEPTION and AT HOME CARDS in approved forms and of superior wo rkmanship engraved and printed F. B. A F. P. «O$$ H Y A M N l r t, . - . - M A.»¦*-*- Hew New Yorki-rs ever stop to thlnK »Aat one of that city 's chief nttructl ouB Is the surf. Philudol phiaus must go flfty-sls miles to the oceun . Though the folk of Baltimore uud Washin gton live on tidewater , they must tra vel for surf bathin g to the capes. Boston la the only other large town on the At- lantic seaboa rd besides New York that has the ocean at Its back door . San Francisco and Los Angeles are the only Pacific coast cities within tro lley ride of ocean beach. None of the Mex- ican gulf cities can be compared to New York as a seaside resort and as to New Orleans , another Mecca of the pleasure seekers , that lies more tha n 100 miles above the mouth of the Mis- sissippi. But. includin g Couey Island and Rockaway. a good many miles of Greater New York are bounded by the ocean. This fact. Just to consider the money makin g side of It. means an enormous revenue to the metropolis fro m the inland parts of the country. It is an advanta ge other grea t wor ld centers , such as London . Paris and Berlin , do not enjoy.—Argonaut New York and the Surf. E. S. TALBOT O. i>. H . SANDWICH. j fcjyWillbe in Cotult , opposite Santuit House , on the Firtt and Third Tuesday * of each month; In Sagamore everii Wed- lead ay. Office hours. B to 12. 1 to 4 . Telephone , 32-4. Darin g • recent examination In the theology of th * Old Testa ment the following question was asked a young clergyman: "What language did Ba- laam's ass ipeak r After a moment of thought a smile flashed across his face, and be wrote his answer. 1 look- ed at the paper. He had written ,M A* mian."—Llppincottfs. A Briflht Stude nt. He Unblocked . The energetic Euclid car conductor was doing bis best to get the passen- gers up the aisle, but a stout man with a double chin bar red the way. "Will you kindly unblock the pa» sage, sir?" the conductor cheerily called to him. "Sorry Ican't oblige you," the stout man, who thought be was somethin g of a wag, called back. "You see, my wife won't let me." "All right, Mr. Henpeck," the con- ductor shouted. "And now will yon be Mmi enough to shrink a little and let this bunch of unterrifled hubb ies scraps by 700?" And in the wild rush which followed the stoot man wrs forced to give way. —Cleveland Plata Dealer. BARNSTABLE COUNTY MUTUAL Fire Insurance Go. YARMOUTHPO UT OrncK Hours—a a. m. to 1p m. A. L. WEEKKS, President, JOHN H. CLAhK, Sec"; and Treas JOSHUA E. HOWES, Asst. Bee. Lossesby lightning are paid,though no murks • f (Ire be visible. Dwellings, Furniture, Clothing, Barns, Horses Cattle,Harness , Carriages, Har, Grain, Farming 1 ' ools,Churches,School and Town Howies, Me cb&nlcs'Shops,etc., etc. liisured at reasonable rates. No assessmenthasever been made by this com- pany on Its deposit notes, and none will prubabiy ever be necessary,aj* Its rinks nre ho well scat- tered. Thickly settled places are only partially Insuredby this office. Applicationsfor Insurance should be made to theSecretaryat Yarmoathport, or to any of the following of tbe company 's directors: M. N. HARRIS. Barnstable. -WM. H. TUBMAN , Wellfleet. EDUAB W. LOVELL,Sftntult. CLARENDON A. FBEbMAN. N. Cualu am. A. \ j . WEKKE8. Harwich. FUANK TUACKEB, Hyannis. JKUEUIAH B. WIXON, North Brewster. JONATHAN P. EDWARDS. Dennlsport . GKOROE W. JONES, Falmouth. A. T. NEWCOaB,Orleans. CHARLESH. MOOERS ,Sandwich. K. LAWHENCE JENKINS, So.Yarmouth. ?. C. BWUfT YarmouthDort. Ink of vario us hues was used by the ^cient Romans , that of a purple tint J el"g consider ed the exclusive fluid «r the execution of all roya l writin gs. "s It was distinctively the royal color. 11 is said th at Homer 's works were *r|tten in letters of gold on a joll 120 «n in length , formed of the intestin es of serp ents, but we are left tin igno- ^n ce as to the method of prepar ing ^is lnfc . The Ink That Homer Used. 1 hope madame Is not superst i- tious '.'" ' .! No- lr'. v girl. Why?" "Uwause 1 have just broken the large ffilrr or in the parl or. "-Parls Rire. Success doesn't "happen. " It la or Bwized, pre-empted, captured , by con gited common sensc-rP. B. Wll ,„ Pr eparing Her. Agent—Did you flna a snitaD ie nouae for that customer who - seemed so chesty? Assistant— I did .my best, sir. I recommended him one ,•with..a RW«U front—Ba ltimore American. Hi« 8tyl«. Little Walter was always carefull y guarded against germs. The telephone was sprayed , the drin king utensUs steri lized and- public conveyances and places were forbidd en him. "Fat her ," he said one night in a tone of desperation , "do you know what I am going to do when I grow up ?" "What ?" asked his father , prepari ng himself for the worst "I' m going to eat a germ."—Success Magazine. An Antiseptlo Child. "Wou ld you mind telling me," asked Mrs. Bourdalot , glancing admiringly at the athletic shoulde rs of the pro- spective board er, "how you keep in such splendid physical conditio n V" "1 go throu gh a few gymnastic exer- cises every morning. " confessed the young man. flushing. "Well , I'm sorry, but we can't board yon. I've had the bathroom monopo- lized that way before. "-Kansa s City Times. . Tha Poor Man' s Gym, Among the names hi the North Hack ney voters' lists are the follow- ing: France s Nar rowa y Heaven , William Pa rad ise. Alfred Smaggers- gales, Thoma s Benjamin Bumpus , Thoma s Stickalorum . William J oseph Napier Napper , Paris Needlestitcher and Fitzherbert Alber t Bugby Lord .- London Globe. Queer English Names. An official was describ ing, at a din- ner at Washin gton, an unfair law. ¦ "The people under this law ," he said, "are very much in the position of a young Washington attache . As the at- tache was break fastin g the other morn- ing his servant said to him: 'You are out of whisky, sir. Shall I get a bot- tle?' " 'Yes, I think you might , James ,' the other replied. 'It' s your turn. '" - Wash ington Star. Up to James . Here is one of F. li. Benson's stories of his early days of trou ping in the English provinces : "At one town I was playing to poor busines s. The occupants of the gal- lery were few and not overenthusi- astic. I was about to make an exit on the line, 'Tarr y awhile and anon I will return ,' upon whic h a voice from the gallery exclaimed : 'Don't troub le to retu rn , guv'nor. We're going and shall not be back!' "-Chica go Trib- une. Declined to'Tarr y. "I watched your sister fixing her hair the other day, " said Mrs. Nagget , "and I must say she's not the most re- fined person in the world." "No?" replied her husband , with a belligerent air. "You don't approve of her, eh?" "Well ," she retorted with a disdain- ful sniff , "you'd never see me with my mouth full of hair pins." "Of course not," he snapped. "What would you want with so many hair- pins?" —Catho lic Standa rd and Times. No Use For Them. ' It had been a doll season, and tbe two young traveling salesmen wera comparing notes. "I bad J ust five good orders In tbe last month," said one. "Too beat me, anywa y," said bis friend. "I got only three orders, and tbe third one was from the firm tell- ing me to come home."—Youth' s bom* w i n t fFMSMO, ^ . . His Bert Order. ijL landiM fiercer ^ PUBLIS HED vKl lY TUESDAY EVENING " ' AT *A > l > X V1 C1 1" M aSS> , 11 comniun ications to Obser - Addresjh .. Ma gg> Mafee &n checkB t^i *!"' , .'.•!- HJ5 OBSERVER PUBLISHING pay« lllL ' t0 ' to." ., -,o oer year in adva nce. Sii Tar 'n miiil It ' s, " '¦ > «ents - No P08ta Se- .,1 ,,i ilu« I'o*' OaicelnS ondwich K "" '".. -Mvo iia Class Matter.