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By John Walker
arts@barnstablepatriot.com
Silent Hill hasasurrealdream-like
quality to it. By dream-like I mean
it is so boring it made me fall asleep
three times. It has to be one of the
dullest and least involving films I've
seen sinceI sawDewey Decimal: The
Musical.
Basedonabest-sellingvideo game,
whichisneveragoodthing,Silent Hill
plodsalongat apamt-drying-on-a-hu-
mid-day pace. The surreal quality of
the cinematography gives it a night-
marish quality. Unfortunately, there
are absolutely no scares or tension in
thisfilm. Instead,allweareleft withis
bad acting, bad writingand, worst of
all, a two-hours-plus running time.
The story is definitely a classic
example of avideogamestoryline.A
mother takesher disturbed adopted
daughterbacktothe townwhereshe
was born. The town is abandoned
dueto aninextinguishablefire inthe
mines below. The mother crashes
her car and when she awakens she
discovers her daughter is missing.
She spends the remainingtwo-plus
hours traveling down maze-like cor-
ridors and battling an assortment of
creepy ghouls and goblins.
Silent Hill is so bad it makes you
wish that Hollywood would give up
on big-screen adaptations of video
games and go back to old-school
story telling. Perhaps Checkers: The
Movie or Backgammon: The Next
Adventure.
Lucky Number Slevin
Josh Hartnett stars asdown-on-
his-luck Slevin.Herecentlylosthis
job,hisapartmentwascondemned
and he caught his girlfriend cheat-
ing on him. Trying to change his
luck, he travels to New York City
to visit his friend. Unfortunately
his bad luck continues when he is
mistaken for his friend, who owes
twowarringmobbosseshugegam-
bling debts.
The mob bosses, "the Rabbi" (Ben
Kingsley) and "the Boss,"were once
partners. The two are now enemies
with an uneasy alliance. When the
Boss's son is murdered, he calls in
the infamous assassin, Mr. Goodkat
(Bruce Willis).
Mr.Goodkat suggestsacon called
the KansasCity Shuffle inwhichyou
get your enemy to look to the right
when you come infrom the left. The
plan requires a hapless innocent to
be the distraction.
Enter Slevin.
Thefilmpacksterrific performanc-
es by such Hollywood heavyweights
as Morgan Freeman, Stanley Tucci,
Kingsleyand Willis.But perhaps the
mostimpressiveperformancecomes
fromHartnett,whogivesalight,jovial
demeanortothehaplessSlevin,which
isafeat consideringheisaninnocent
victimcaughtinthewrongplaceand
the wrongtime.
The film is a thrillerand hassome
violentscenes.Overallthefilm'slight
and entertaining banter coupled
withsometerrific performances,top
directing and an interesting story
full of twists make Lucky Number
Slevin well worth the time and cost
of the rental.
Star Wars/Empire Strikes
Back/Return of TheJedi
Time for filmmaker and geek god
George Lucas to cash in once again
onthe"galaxyfar,faraway."Thistime
George releases, for the first time on
DVD,the originalversions asseenin
theatres andthe re-issued enhanced
versions.
Why would anyone need to have
both versions on one DVD? Simple.
Many people, including myself, felt
that Lucasshouldhaveleft the origi-
nalsalone.Itwasatechnicalfeatthat
heenhancedthe specialeffects ofthe
original,but wastherereallyaneedto
addscenesthat added nothingtothe
story? Or wasit an example ofLucas
needingto feed his own ego?
One of my favorite scenesinmovie
historyissetinthecantinawhereHan
Solo shoots the notorious Greedos
HanSoloisoneofthe coolest charac-
ters incinemahistory and definitely
notabove,atleastinmybook,shoot-
ingfirst and asking
questions later. ^MMW
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Solo
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ing first. So in the ¦
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he made it so that M
Greedo fires first in ^B
the bar. WmAm
Iamnot afan ofthecleaned-up and'
enhancedversionsoftheoriginals.To
methe originalversionoftheoriginal
Star Warswillalwaysbethedefinitive
one.Iagreewithwhoeversaidthefilm'-' -
belongstothedirectoruntilthepublic,
sees it and makes it theirs.
What makesthiseditionsospecial
isthat itwillbe availablefor alimited
time only before it disappears into-
the Lucas Vaults. It also features
commentaryby Lucas aswell as one
of the stars of the
film, Carrie
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Silent Hilloo
ARTS NOTEBOOK...
WHAT'S NEW? The New
Cape Singers,that's who.
Marjorie Bennett Morley
will lead the recently-
formed mixed voice chorus
in its debut concerts Sept.
29 at 8 p.m. at the Unitarian
Church on Route 6A in
Barnstable and Oct. 1at
Brewster Ladies' Library,
also on 6A. Sacred and
secular works by Mozart,
Brahms and others will
be presented, and Celtic
harper Thom Dutton will
perform. A free-will offering
will be accepted.
CONTINUED FROM PAGE C:1
Cliffside note
John O'Hara wrote
most of his scandalous
Butterfield 8 at the
Oceanside Inn in East
Sandwich in 1935, ac-
cording to biographer
Geoffrey Wolff. "There
is no sex, no nothin'. I
work in the afternoon
and in the evening,
and quit at one a.m.,"
O'Hara wrote to his
editor.
That jibes with Wol-
cott Gibbs' observa-
tion, also quoted by
Wolff,that O'Hara had
a "strong distaste for
sunlight and preferred
to stay in bed until the
worst of it was over."
ibles with the society. The
cleats, jackets, helmets,
and much more can be
seen at the Daniel Davis
House on Route 6A in
Barnstable Village, next to
Sturgis library.
On Sunday, the exhibit
opens officially when the
gala Septemberfest gets
under way. Attendees can
view the exhibit, par-
ticipate in a silent auction,
and enjoy wine and fine
foods on the terrace out
back. BHS gridiron greats
from eras past will be in
attendance, including Ay-
lmer, Jim Ellis, and Walsh,
among others.
Stewart feels the ex-
hibit will draw a crowd
because it stands out from
the standard nautically
themed exhibitsat the
museum. "This is unique,"
he said. "It's a football
world today.
"Over the years, people
get so involved with pro
sports in their area. Now
that [the Patriots] are
champs, it makes it differ-
ent. Kids look up to those
players. Hopefully, a lot of
them will bring their par-
ents to see this exhibit."
Walsh began collecting
the sports memorabilia
when someone gave hima
red-painted football from
1934 for the Hall of Fame.
"I knew that if that was
out there, there had to be
more out there," he said,
noting that at one time
there were eight such foot-
balls.Now hisis the last
that is left.
Walshappreciates the
exhibit for what it rep-
resents to the town of
Barnstable."Football was
the second sport at BHS.
Baseball was the first, but
football to me is the quint-
essential team sport,"he
said. "It's about overcom-
ing great odds. Even when
the school was very small,
[football] brought every-
one together.Because
there were very few people,
they were all involved in
some way."
For Walsh, the exhibit
is simply the precursor to
what he hopes will be one
of the biggest BHS football
seasons in decades. While
the exhibit should provide
fans with background
information about the pro-
gram, Walshis busy trying
to rejuvenate the tradition
of a pre-game parade and
Pep Rally the day before
the big Thanksgiving Day
game against Falmouth.
"The exhibitis only the
beginning,"he said."It's
just a starting point. It's
important that the kids
of today don't forget who
they're playingfor and
who played before them."
Septemberfest at the Daniel
Davis House will be held Sunday
from 3 to 5 p.m. Wine and fine
foods willbe served,and a silent
auction held.For tickets ($35),
call 508-362-2982. The exhibit of
Barnstable's football history will
continue at the museum on Route
6A next to Sturgis Library.
Historical society's goal...
CONTINUED FROM PAGE C:1
ond album, Heavier Things,
showed signs that the guy
could play, but nothing like
the fourth album, acompila-
tion of live songs,As Is. The
average reaction: this isn't
John Mayer, that's a guitar
player.
Mayer'smusicalityisagain
featured on Continuum.
This time, Mayer comes off
as a seasoned veteran, al-
most post '70s Clapton-like
without the history of drug
use and controversy, play-
ing polished guitar licks in
songs that are consistently
smooth. Without ripples
that is, or rawness, or edge;
not exactly guts music for
those that like scratchy
backyard blues albums,
but definitely clean and
calculated.
Well-balanced in a way,
which is what has hap -
pened to Mayer's musical
reputation. No longer soft
and weightless, Continuum
shows the former poster
boy has some soul, some
character, some gravity that
deserves some listening.
Romance language...
CONTINUED FROM PAGE C:1
(John Shuman ) asks his
attorney, (played by John
Koolin) , in one heated
scene where they are
duking it out in a verbal
altercation involving their
religious roots, rather
than concentrating on the
trial at hand. It is in this
petty battle that religious
slurs are in abundance ,
embarrassed laughter a
riotous background noise.
You see, Shuman is on
trial before an ineffectual
judge (Garry Mitchell)
suffering from a plethora
of petty ailments that re-
quire medications. These
are mind-altering to the
extent that he loses it
in the courtroom, where
anything but dignity and
professionalism rule.
Pitted against a troubled
prosecutor (Stephen Rus-
sell), the accused and his
attorney must strive to
prove the defendant's in-
nocence but at every turn
they are led off course by
derisive asides, radical
inconsistencies and high
drama.
Consistently tryingto
keep the judge on the
path to justice is the bai-
liff (Shawn O'Neil), whose
lackluster personality is
deceivingly sound and
steady,for he too has a
secret side. In fact, there
is not one sane person
in this engaginglyribald
comedy where no one
rules and everyone runs
amok, consistently sur-
prising the audience with
slurs of the worst kind
that shamefully amuse
even the most devout and
upstanding citizens.
As in any comedy
worthy of the tag, there
is one particularly kooky
character, in this case
Bernard (Timothy Bab-
cock), an affected blond
who wears his heart on
his sleeve for his favorite
guy,the prosecutor. It is
no surprise that he too
makes it to court, albeit
blindly and with a punch,
literally.To round out
the quirks there is even
a doctor (Dick Morrill),
who is called upon to
sedate the judge, though
the scene is anything but
calming.
It's hard to describe the
shenanigans of this offer-
ing because they are so
outlandish and irreverent
that you just have to see
it to believe it.
Romance, directed by Jim Fran-
gione, plays at the Wellfleet Harbor
Actors Theatre through Oct. 7. For
tickets,call 508-349-3011.