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„ _ For Sale, - : frff^™ ci A ¦D wcUinS House and Blacksmith- iiiliHS i p ' anfl 011e acr0 of r-nlul on which the «9S§g§£ ^ ous e now stands , pleasantl y situated in factory .,11 r St Falmotith , near the Pacific Woollen I>Hec sold at a bargain , if a,,. C^RWS SHlfl!M U f"nlle t'i Particulars , appl y to Eas> w l SU *«MAN , on the premises. an X< alwouth ,J'eb. 26. fTI. JONES & CO., No. -1 TREMONT ROW, BrfTiS^TNrr^TN^r (U^S> il 'H JN 9 ¦Would call the attention of Purchasers -to the immense and complete assortment of ¦rich' silks; OF ALL THE NEW and VARIOUS STYLES and COLORS. •• " "^ToF~ . CASHMERE LON G AND SQ UARE ilEAWIift OF C H O IC E D E S I G N S , IJT-r- White, Black, Blue, dreem and Mode .Centers. 1 A LARGE STOCK OF ALL COLORS AND QUALITIES CRAPE SHAWLS, BOTH EMBROIDERED AND PLAIN. A GREAT MANX BLACK SILK SHAWLS, OF ALL SIZES. DIFFERENT WIDTHS AND QUALITIES OF SILKS , 3FW 'Wfiiflto^ sin&dl HDff(B§§@§o SIXTY CASES DESIRABLE DRESS GOODS, SUCH AS Bombasines, Alpaccas, Cashmeres, Ba- reges, muslins, Ginghams, De- laines, &c. Together with a full-selection of MOURMNG GOODS, , ' ALSO , ALL THE 1ATEST AND MOST FASHIO NABLE STYLES OF VISITES AND MANTILLAS, OP ALL QUALITIES , ALL OF WHICH WE OFFER AT THE MOST ©ECTOE© BARGAINS, so that al! may be assured that the full value of their money will be returned to them. We give you some REASONS WHY it will be to your advantage to purchase of us :— vlst. We do an immense business , and can afford to sell at a small advance over the cost. 23. We can purchase, ourselves , cheaper in conse- quence of buying in larger quantities. 3d. Our expenses are smaller , in proportion to our teiness, than any other Store in New England. 4th. We close off, nt the end of every business sca- s°n , all the old stock on hand : this enables us to take *dvantage of the market, and always offer new goods. 5th. We sell onl y for cash.so-that ,we are not obli ged *o overcharge our pay ing customers to make up losses 011bad debts. Finally, our Stock is selected with special reference t0 the fashionable retailtrade , and comprises the plain- est and cheapest fabrics , as well as the richest and best. Wo Ao u@Kra© '(25 o®o9 No. 1Tremont Row, "early opposite head of Sfianover st., BOSTON. _2>>y U 6m ^ocks, Gold Standard Balances, &c. SQ HOWARD & DAVIS, i^Sb^ — ^ ( Successors to B. Dearborn ,) KTV^SsJr REMOVED TO STOKB rNkV I nSlw N°' S* Waler> war Gotifjres s-si ^S^^ SBk BOSTON , liereMf ^^^^^ Continue to Manufac ture as Bank^A1 G0LD STANDARD BALANCES, for Thov i °' l^UGGISTK' BALANCES , &c. rV WaM %a also fo r sale > Church-Tomer Clocks, Fact o- Office Cl i t ' Alitronomical Clocks, Rail Road and superior con«i R ^"l .cUor &°^, Gallery Clocks, $-c, of MISCELLANEOUS Mrs. Smith had just come in from the kitchen to see how Miss Martin , the dress-maker, progressed in her task of making "auld claiths look amaist as weel as new ." It was considered unpardonable extrava- gance in Rivertown , to hire a sempstress for plain sewing; and three tailoresses,four dress makers, and one widow lad y, who was hand y at every thing, cir- culated at intervals among the better class of fami- lies, their semi-annual vi.-its being regarded as quite deli ghtful by the mistress of the liOHse , for gossip was then the order of the day. Miss Martin was a uni- versal favorite in the Harnden and Smith cli que, for she also sewed for the Jaeksons, the Barnards , and the Millers , people of whom they saw very lit- tle , except in the street or at church. Miss Martin could tell you all about Miss Barnard's New York lover ; she thoroug hl y understood the domestic econ- omy of the. Millers , and did not hesitate to say that M rs. Jackson had her o«n way completel y, and as for her husband , it was too bad for a man like him to have to put up willi everything as he did. T his particular morning the conversation turned upon Mrs. Jordan , and as Miss Martin had been em- ployed by that lad y for a day or two previous , there was much to be said , and a variety of questions ask- ed, f t was at length settled by Miss Martin 's testw tnony, that the back parlor curtains were worsted damask instead of silk ; that Mrs. Jordan nlwiivs wore h cap at breakfast , and never came to dinner in her morning dress, ("such aiis!" exclaimed Mrs. Smith .) that Mr. Jordan often passed whole even- ings out of the house—and here Miss Martin became quite mysterious , and could not be prevailed upon to give any information with regard to the employ- ment of said evenings. "IIo hain 't joined the Odd Fellows ?" said Mrs. Smith , throwing up both hands. "No," was the concise reply. "You don 't say he goes to that shocking ten-pin alley ?" "Not that I ever heard of," vouchsafed Miss Mar- tin ; and then , urged by her listener , she at length disclosed that she believed quite too much of his time was passed at Marv Butler's. "Ofall things !" exclaimed Mrs. Smith , rocking back energeticall y upon the. kitten 's fail , who sent forth a piteous yell , as the door opened to admit Ad- eline Mitchell. "Oh ,, Adeline , I'm so glad to see you ," was the greeting. "What do you think Miss Martin says ? Mr. Jordan is absolutel y half his time at Mary Butler 's." . "Perhaps not quite half ,'1 mildl y interposed the in- formant ; "and ii you 'll never "tell—but no, Iv'e no right to tell such things," and Miss Martin industri- ousl y waxed a needlefu l of silk. "Ah , come , go on , we'll never mention it, you may depend ," said Adeline Mitchell , with breathless eagerness. "Positivel y ?" "Never—that is onl y to Harriet Harden ; you'll let me tell her, won 't you? but it shan 't go a step further. " "Well then—but I guess I'd better not, after all." "Oh , do, now." , "I' ve seen him give her letters, and she'd blush terribl y, and hide them in her pocket as quick as thoug ht. Then he always calls her 'Mary ,' which is quite too familiar to suit me, and worse than all , Mrs. Jordan 's found il out." "You don 't say so ! " "What did she do ?" "It was onl y last ni ght—(now if you ever whisper this I shall never forgive you.) I'll tell you how I happened to hear it. I was sewing in 'the dining room , (as she will call it ; /should say sitting room,) and as I'd got the sleeves basted in and the hooks and eyes on , thoug ht I'd get her to try on the waist , so J just stepped to the back parler door, but as 1 got there , 1stopped a minute , for I thought I heard high words, and the first I heard was, "You spend quite to much of your time at Mrs. Butler 's, and I won't allow it any more 1"—then he said something i could not quite understand , and she answered , "No, I'm not naturall y inclined to be jea lous ; but I shall put a stop to this , I assure you." Then they talked low- er , and so 1ju st walked in , quite unconcerned , and there they stood by the firep lace. Just as I opened the door, he tried to put his arm round her waist , to make up, I suppose, and she pushed it away—there , like that ," and Miss Martin , suitin g the action to the word', gave Miss Adeline a somewhat ungentle re- pulse. "Well , I always said , from the first , there was.no good in their acquaintance. You remember what a time Mrs. Jackson made a year ago about it ?" said Mrs, Smith , - appealing to Adeline Mitchell. "Don't I though—il they did pretend to be such good friends afterwards ? I've always thoug ht the Jaeksons took her up because she happened to get a littl e money about that time. To be sure , she runs there now every day of her life ; but I'll warrant M rs. Jackson would like to put a stop to it if she could ." Suddenl y Miss Mitchell recollected that she had promised to run in and see Harriet a little while t Ifat morning. "Oh , stay to dinner ," said Mrs. Smith , "and we can talk it all over. l'm most throug h in the kitchen , and then I'm going to cover cord for Miss Martin ! I've got noth ing in the world to do." But Miss Adeline was alread y ty ing on her bon- net. "We 're going to have pot pie," urged her hostess. "And app le dump lings ," suggested Miss Martin , whose choice in dessert had just been consulted. Bu t the love of gossip prevailed over that of ap- ple dnmp lings ,-and Miss Mitche ll disappeared just as Mrs. Smith was summoned to the kitchen by the hired girl's announcement that "the crust was riz ! " Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful. Beauty, in God's hand-writing, is a way- side sacrament- Scandal and Diess-BIalting. The Broken Heart About forty years ' since , a young man in the nei gh- borhood of Drog heda , Irela nd , paid his address to a young woman , a farmer's daug hter ; and althoug h his attentions were not approved of by her friends , yet she encouraged him to hope ; and eventuall y promised to marry him. His circumstances not be- ing the best , and believing he mi ght trust her fideli- ty, he was inclined to defer the ceremony until he could realize a competence , or sufficient to make her comfortable ; but Mary,being sought after by many, pressed by her parents to decide , and believing his delay arose from indifference, at length became dis- satisfied , and told him she would wait no longer , but would marry the first man who would ask her. He, thinkin g her declaration arose from a sudden caprice , carelessl y told her to do so, and they parted in an- ger. The miller of Mellifor.t was a douse , warm , middle-aged bachelor , boorish in his appearance ,and sotlish in his manners ; but withal , havin g the name of money, and a comfortable situation in the mill ,he was far from being an obj ect of indifference to the parents of unmarried females. Having long regard- ed Mary wiih a wi.-tful eye,and been often proposed for her acceptance by her friends , she now , while, warm with indi gnation against James for what she considered his falshood , consented to marry hi m ;— and , requesting that it might be done as soon as pos- sible, no time was lost—every thing was prepared for the wedding, and before the^spiration of twenty four hours was his wife. Among the guests invited , James was not forgot- ten ; perhaps she wanted to enj oy a sort of triump h over him , and prove she could marry without him. He attended , but was downcast and sorroufu l, tak- ing no part in the boisterous merriment , so general at country weddings, and appearing to pay no at- tenlion to what was passing around him. After the bride had retired , her husband , the miller , having indul ged rather freel y, was carried up in a state of insensibility and laid beside her, and the lights be- ing removed , she.had full leisure to reflect on her hasty conduct and rash treatment of James, who she now found possessed her heart , alth ough her hand was another 's. Ere long she ,perceived a figure seated near the bed's foot, anil eagerly asking, "Wh o's there ?" was answered by James : "It is me, Mary, don't be alarmed 1" "Wh y, James," said she, "this is very improper conduct , I am the w-ife of another , and if my hus- band awakens , or any person should see you here ,it will destroy me ; you must leave or I will call the people in." "1 can 't Mary, forany heart is breaking !" She still insisted he should leave her , but still re- ceived no other answer than— "Ma ry my heart is breaking." a At length he sank exhausted on the bed. Mary, greaily alarmed ,called aloud , and the company com- ing in , found him dead on the bed's foot , his heart having reall y broken. All was now confusion. His body was conveyed to his residence, a few miles dis- tant , and his friends having in vain tried every method to restore him , he was laid out to be waked. The practice then was to put the bod y "under board ,"that is,on planks ,laid on the under frame of a large table ,over which a sheet was placed , which fall- ing down over the ends and sides,entirel y concealed the corpse ; on the table they placed candles , tobac- co, pipes, &c. ¦He was waked for two days, and the neighborhood made poor Mary the obj ect of their reproach. She never left her apartment , but sat seemingly unconscious of everything, and bewildered with anguish. However, on the second ni ght she was missed ; she had left her house nnpereeived ,and had gone no one knew whither ; and as she could not be found after the strictest search , it was sup- posed she had drowned herself in the river. In the morning preparations were made for bury- ing Ja mes, but in proceeding to put his bod y into the coffin , they found the unfortunate Mary dead beside him , She had stolen , unperceived ,under the table ,and having insinuated her arm under his head , and placed his arm around her neck , had , in that position , bid adieu tB all her sorrows. Little now remains to be told. They were bur- ied in one grave , in Mellifont Abbey ; and althoug h in life they were separated , in death they were nol di vided. A. Touching Story.—Among the prisoners broug ht before the Mayor recently, was a decentl y d ressed middle aged female , who was charged with intemperance. The officer said that he had found her,in front of her residence , or rather what hud been her residence , for the landlord had ejected her and her children from the premises, for non-payment of rent , and her goods wore about her , as she had no place to put them. ¦The Mayor desired the female to tell her story, but it was some time before she could speak by reason of her grief. She finall y said that she was the mother of six children , and being unable to pay her rent , she and her children had been thrust into the street. She had no place, to go to , and in her trouble had taken a glass of porter , which , in consequence of her eating nothing the whole day brought on a stupor. While in that con- dition the boys in the street had abused her and drove her almost distracted. Her story broug ht tears io the eyes of many present , and at the close of it the Mayor directed her to go and try to get a place.—[Philadel phia Ne ws. We were obliged to "drop "" a subscriber the oth- er day who was will ing to continue our paper , if we would accept gravestones in payment , and nothing else. He "had always paid the printer in that way, and would like to do the same by us." We declin- ed his-proposals, told him we hoped ive shouldn 't live to want anything in his line , and referred him to the editor of the "B unkum Flag Staff,'' who takes "hay, grits and oats in exchange ," but wheth- er he will accept the articles offered us by our sub- scriber , is more than we can say.—[Taunton Dem. Strawberries are selling at ten cents a quart , and frogs, dressed for the table , at aeventy-five cents pet dozen , in Cincinnati ,' There is a very false notion in the world respect- ing emp loyment . Thousands imag ine that if they could live in idleness they would be perfectl y hap- py. This is a great mistake. Every industrious man and woman knows that nothing is so tiresome as being unemp loyed. During some seasons of the year we have holidays , and it is pleasing on these occasions, to see the operative enjoy himself; but we have generall y found that , after two or three days of recreation , the dili gent mechanic or laboier becomes quite unhappy. Often he sighs over the wretchedness of being idle. The fact is, we were made to labor , and our health , comfort and happ i- piness depend upon exertion. Whether we look at our bodies or examine our minds , every thing tells us that our Creator intended that we should be ac- tive. Hands, feet, eyes and mental powers , show that we were born to be busy. If we had been made to be idle , a very large portion of our bodil y and mental faculties would bo redundant. Sir Charles Bell has exhibited the wonderful structure of the human hand ; other physiologists have entered into a minute descri ption of our bodies generall y, and have disp layed their wonderful adaptation for the business of life. Metap hysicians , also, have dilated on the mind and its operations , and have broug ht forth to view its marvelous powers" demonstrating that man was intended to be the lord of this lower creation. But then all depends upon labor. There are the same mind and bod y in the savage that haunts the wildeiness—the gourmond that merel y eats, and drinks , and sleeps—the lad y that lounges on a sofa , and boasts that she never done any thing, nor even wets her.fingers—and the myriads of ac- tive hands and hearts that change the desert into a paradise , and furnish it with all the comforts, en- joy ments , and luxuries of life. Industry and toil make, all the difference between the useless and the useful. Did the world consist of ladies , we should be starved , famished and poisoned ; or, did it con- tain none but gentlemen unfit for manual labor ,, we must all perish for want of the common necessaries of life. A world of kings , lords , Alexanders ,Caesars. Ca li gulas, or Jezebels, would soon have the globe without an inhabitant. Exertion , activity, stud y and toil , all properl y directed to some useful end ,are the great requisites of every nge and country. Give us these , and we can soon have a happy, a prosper- ous, an enlightened and a refined era. The Pleasures asud Advantages at ]La- liur. A gentleman who was exceeding ly averse to that little animal denominated a mouse, was one day traveling in the Northern part of the State , and as ni ght set in ,put up at a country hotel. After retiring to his room , he carefull y examined the corners and crevices to ascertain if there were any holes from which these little mauraders mi ght be likel y to is- sue forth , but finding none , he divested himself of his wearing apparel , and alter fffetting into bed , consi gned himself to the guardian care of Morp heus. * After sleep ing spundl y for about three hours , he again became conscious of his existence in this world of transitory bliss, but being still in a.some- what dreamy state , he had no clear conception as to wh,it might disturb his disordered imag ination. — As he was thus lying, midway between sleep ami consciousness, he heard something going pit-p it- pit- pit upon the table which closel y approximated to the head of the bedstead on which he was sleepin g. He listened more attenti ve. ]}-, and observed veiy softl y to himself, "As I live , this house is beset with those infernal mice, and there is one now gnawing at something on the "table. " So say ing he sli pped as noiselessly out of bed as possible , and feeling for his boot , took hold of tht; toe part of it , and the heel upraised , very softl y ap- proached on ti ptoe his intended victim. When close enoug h to be within strikmg distance , he again listened , and to his deli ght found the noise still there , ho then raised his arm , and wilh unerring precision let fall the heel of his boot upon the unfor- tunate intruder , exclaiming— "If you haven 't got it now I" Upon striking a Light to examine the bod y of the mangled victim , what was his horror and oonsterna- tion , to behold 1 instead of a poor little mouse it was his own beautifu l gold repeater that he had placed upon the table on going to bed , that had made the noise , and which now lay smashed and destroyed. UrsETTiNG of a Pleasure Yacht.—Three gentlemen , recentl y, while , in a yacht on (his side of the. Niirro ws , in the middle ,of the bay .shi pped a sea , and subsequentl y were struck with n squall , which upset the boat. The three gentlemen , who were good swimmers, were immersed ,while one with some diffi- culty, was disentang led from the ropes. They soon , however, were enabled to hold on by the centre board ,while sitting u ,>on the keel ,and were thus onl y placed in a very cr lieal position ,the wind being hi gh at the time . After about fifteen minutes ,the schooner Ri val , of Truro , Mass., Capt O. B. Gross, bore, down upon the yacht , and rescued the gentlemen who had gone out for a day's pleasure. Capt. Gross was ex- ceeding ly attentive , and received the gratitude of the sufferers, who enj oyed themselves much with him , aa he is quite a musician and had a philosop hical li- brary on board , which no doubt might bo used with advantage , by fresh water sailors after such dilem- mas. Captain G ross furnished the gentlemen with clothes , and when we saw them , they were dressed in their new holida y suits , thus kindl y loaned for their comfort. —[N. Y. Herald. Pleasure.—To bo intent on pleasure , yet neg- li gent of happ iness, is to be carefu l of what , will ease us for a few moments of our life , and yet with- out regard to what will distress us for many years of it. Women 's teeth generall y decay sooner tha ri men 's the reason of which , says some writer , is because of the friction of the tongue and the sweetness of the \lip sl , A Mouse Story. "Major Will ys had been an officer of the regulai Revolut ionary army of our country ; but hail , ill remember ri ght , left the army at an earl y part of the war. He was remarkable for the size of bod y, as well as the peculiarities of his mind. lie was wei»h- ed at the Sweet Spring, and I was careful to enter into my lost miscellan y the result. He was certain l y the largest and heaviest man I have ever seen , tall and well proportioned , but exceeding ly flesh y. He had at quired a considerable degree of liberal knowl- ed ge , and was a wit and mimic. He was at the head of all the gamblers of Virg inia. When 1 heard of his coining to the Warm Spring, where I had got the company to treat reli gion respectfull y, 1said to a serious man who was well acquainted with Maj or Will ys, that I was fearful he would give me trouble . 'That ,' said the pious man , 'is an unnecessary fear: the M.ijor values himself on being a friend to the clergy ; and alth oug h he is dreadfull y profane , he np\er swears in the presence of a minister of the Gospel of whatever denomination .' This testimon y 1 found to be strictl y true. He. not onl y attended public worshi p, but was an advocat e for asking a blessing and returning thanks at our common meals. He left the Sweet and returned to the Warm Spring before I left the former; and the report was , t h at at the latter place he asked a blessing and gave thanks himself. This I could easil y believe , when I was credibl y informed that at the Sweet Spring he said to a circle of his gambling friends: 'Ge ntlemen , you may think ol it as you please, and laug h" at it as 1 know yon will , and yet it is strictl y true that I nev- er close my eyes, till I hare committed myself to the protection of my God.' lie was dreadfull y afraid of death. "On one occasion , while at the Sweet Spring, he was taken with a fit of fever and ague in the ni ght , and was greatl y alarmed lest it should prove mortal. Hearing of it I visited him in his hut the next morn- ing. But I found him surrounded by his gambling friends , so that I had no good opportunity to address him seriousl y. He launched out into a bitter denun- ciation of the character of a gambler. 'Doctor ,' sa id he , 'I have two daug hters , whom I love duall y, and if any man should ask me for the hand of one of them in marriage , be his character in other respects what it mi ght , if he gambled , I would most assuredly refuse him my consent. ' I immediatel y said , 'Ma- jor , if such are your real sentiments , wh y do you not quit gambling yourself ?' lie made mo no other re- ply than this : 'Alas , Docto r, I have di pped and I must go throug h.' After s-ome time he got up, and went to the Sprin g and took a tumbler of water ,and then came'up and addressed a company that gather- ed around him. 'Gentlemen ,' said he , 'these sick turns that a man has du him a good deal of good.— They make him a sincere penitent for all his sins.' I stepped up to the circle that whs listening Io his harangue , and said to him , 'Mino r, I think I must take an exception to the doctrine that you are in- culcating. ' 'How so, Doctor ?' he rep lied , 'I thoug ht you would second me.' I answered , 'it seems to he a pal pable absurdity for a man to say that he is a sincere penitent for his sins , while at the very time he says so he is determined to go on and commit the very same sins for which he avows penitence. ' 'Yon allow , then ,' rep lied the Major , 'that (or the time being it makes him a penitent. ' 'That reminds me,' said I, 'of the following anecdote ; A clergyman in New Eng land had a negro by the name of Jack , wdio had a deadl y quarrel with a neighboring negro by the nsimp of Cuffy. Jack fell dangerousl y ill , and his master urged him to forg ive Cnfl y. Jack said that Cliffy was a very bad man , and he could not forgive him. "I tell you , Jack ," siiid his master , "that you must forg ive him , or God will not. forgive you.' "We ll , massa ," said Ja ck , "if I die I forg iie him , but if 1 live , Cuffy take care."' I never saw the Major so much confounded as by this anecdote. lie arrived at the Sweet Spiitu; before our company. The number at this Spring was much more mult 'r ludinous than at the Warm Spring ; and I was fear- ful that if I did not break the ice at first , 1 should fail to do it afterwards. 1 got into the wake of Ma- jor Will ys, as we were strugg ling throug h the crowd on our call to dinner , and stiid to him , 'Majo r, will \ on do me the favor to call this Ifirge company to order , that 1 may ask a blessing before we dine?' — 'To be sure 1 shall ,' rep lied Will ys. According ly he made his way to the head of the table , imd with a large carving knife , he struck it repeat edl y, and stamp ing with his foot at the same time , vociferated 'Silence P which when ho had comp lete ly obtaine d , he turned to me and said , 'Now , Doctor , you will please to ask a blessing .' This man , if a report I have heard be true , died u real penitent. —[Life ol Dr. Ash bull Green. A Ff.ying Machine.—.The following curious ad- vertisement latel y appeared in the London Times: "Rescue of Sir John Franklin :—To the rich and chivalrous. A gentleman , whose claims to common sense , respectabilit y, and talents , are corroborated by university distinctions , honorary medals , and works of art and literature , offers to construct for £8000, and in three months ,a fl y ing machine , able to travel in the air at the rate of 100 miles per hour. The expense of an experimental tri p would be. £300,and one month's time. -Laugh Lump of Gold and Quartz.—M r. II. B. Will iams, at New Oilcans , has a specimen of California gold which wei ghs 50 pounds . It was found near the Mareposa , about 3 feet below the surface of the earth. It is mixt'd with quuilzroc k , and supposed to be woith iifGOOO. Tho new comet is now faintly visible to the nak- ed eye in the constellation of Ursa Minor. it will continue , to approach the earth until the middle ol Jul y, and will bo then thirty-eig ht millions of miles from us, nearer than tho planet Mars. Jul y 11th il will be near the star Arcturim , and will be then dis- tinctl y visible to the naked eye. He that swells in prosperity will be sure to shrink in adversity. A Gambl er Fifty Years Since. BARNSTABLE PATRIOT, COMMERCIAL " ADVERTISER, . ! ,BK D KV KRV TUESDAY , A FEW DOORS 0 nrr st OF THE COUHT HOTJSK , BY S. B. PHINNEY, .EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. Wat- D- LEWIS PRINTER. p1,\j g Two dollars per year, in advance , or ' < ' • three months—or two dollars and fifty cents at "^'Ir?VEBTISe ' mENTS inserted on the most favora- bhJ^J " ^o p aper discontinued until nil nrrearages are •1 except at the option of the Pnblisher. I J^ ^^P^^J^^^f ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^~ ^^ ^* ^* ~" ^" ^^ ^^ ^^ Newspaper Agesicy. v B PALMER , the American Newspaper Agent, . Len ; for the BARNSTABLK PATRIOT , and 13 fhnrizerl to take Advertisements and Subscrip- tsft the same ratos as reciuUcd by ns - His offices " r n;s(oB, 8 Congress street. tLo Y ork, Tribune BuiMing. Phila delphia , N. W. cor. Third anrl Chestnut streets. Baltimore, S. W. cor. North and Fayetto p^s M. Pett ungil!, Genera l Newspaper Ad- idna 'Aqent, No. 10 State street , Boston, is Agen t r Zi BARXSTABLE PATRIOT , and is authorized ceive Advertisements and Subscriptions at the wine rates as required at this office. Old Deacon H. was one of the best men we ever knew. He had been deacon of the church in a little town not far distant , for many years, and , unless prevented by sickness or remarkabl y bad weather , never allowed his seat to remain vacant. He ¦was, however, the onl y good member of his famity. His wife had been dead for years , and he was left with two boys—Joe and Sam , who , at the. time we speak "f, were, respectivel y fourteen and sixteen years of •ige , and ri pe for any kind of mischief. They were into all sorts of bad scrapes , and kept the good old lather in conti nual trouble. Not a week passed bust some nei ghbor would complain that one or the oth- er of the boys had been committing depredations oh his orchard , or robbin g his hen roosts. The good old de.icon , believing firml y in the passage in Prov- er bs, "Spare the rod and spoil ihe child ,' 1 never failed to lay it on thick , but without effect , for not- withstandin g these flagellations , they were acknow- led ged to be the two worst boys in the village.— Among other things , the elder , Joe, was very fond of practical joking, and loved particularl y to plav off his j okes on the old man. In these affairs he was always assisted b}' Sam ; and Joe would , in a major- it}' of cases, manage it so as to get the young scamp between him and the consequences. For years the old deacon had worn an old black cloth coat to church every Sunday,and in the pock- et of said coat there was regularl y kept a hymn book , which , after being used on the Sabbath , was allowed to remain in the coat pocket until the next meeting day. This was well known to Joe, who re- solved to have a laug h at his father's expense. Tho coat hung on a peg behind Ihe door, and he took oc- casion one day during the old mini 's absence to re- move the hymn book and place in stead a pack of cards , which were about the same size. Now it hap- pened that deacon H. was the onl y man in the con- gregation who could "raise" the tunes, and as he waa ihe oldest Deacon , he had a seat immediatel y under the pul pit , and in plain view of the whole crowd. Next Sunday the Deacon put on his coat, felt, the hymn book (as he thoug ht ,) all safe, went to church , and took his usual seat. The minister arose, nave out the hymn , and a dead pause ensued. The whole congregation turned their eyes on the Dea- con , to see wh y he did hot raise the tune. What was their surprise to see in his hands, instead of hia hymn book , a pack of cards ! The. young ones laug hed , the old ones looked grave ,while one or two old sisters exclaimed , in rather a loud tone , "Who 'd a thoug ht it ?" But how acted the Deacon ? you ask. Poor man—as much confused as any one , he dropped the cards, seized his hat , and rushed from the house. The next day he was called before the church ,the matter satisfactoril y exp lained , Joe soundl y drub- bed , (Sam got out of that scrape,) and never after . did the good old man start to church until he was certain that it was his hymn book and not cards in liis pocket.— [Horn of Mirth. An Independent Editor.—Mr. Langdon ,, edi- tor of the Mobile Advertiser , is also Mayor of that city. He recentl y made some remarks in opposi- tion to the Nashville Convention , when some of his political friends and "patrons " of his paper under- took to dictate the tone and opinions of his journal by addressing him on the subject of the deference which should be paid by the press to public opinion. His answer is an excellent one. lie says in conclu- sion : If the course of my paper is not 'approved, if tlwj sentiments therein expressed are not such as my friends can sustain , they hate a peifec t right to ex- press their disappiobittion by withdrawing their pat- ronage. If they think it is exerting n dangerous in- fluence upon the public mind , or if il is not woith :o them the price of subscri ption , let the m discon- tinue it , but let them not insul t me by «n attempt t« dictate the course I should pursue. 1 acknowled ge no obli gations to please any one but m\self . I l l cannot , in pleasing myself , satisf y enoug h of the public to keep me fi om starvation , I will abandon my newspaper and engage in some pursuit where » man 's opinions will not interfere with his bread.— I, as ed itor , acknowled ge, no obli gations to you. If you take my paper , you take it because you think it worth -to you the price you pay for it. If you ad- vertise , yfui do so to promote your own interest , not mine. Whenever advertising ceases to be.a source of profit to you , it is discontinued , and when the pa- per fails to interest , you , you stop it. It is all a fair business transaction , and you have no mo're right to cull in question the mode in which I think proper to transact my business ,-than 1 should have to object t o yours. His "patrons ,"after reading this lecture ,must have felt their self-importance diminish considerabl y from their previous estimate of it. Extraordinar y Marriage.—A Mr. Hopkins of Lowiules County, Miss., aged 56, recentl y married a Miss Matthe ws , aged about S5. What renders this alliance so cxtraordinary is, thiit both parties arefso afflicted with rheumatism that neither has walked a, step in 25 years , and i)) O bi ide is unable to dress or undress herself. The reason assign ed by M r. Hop- kins for marry ing, Mis6 Matthews is "that some two years ago he married a woman that could walk , and she ran off with a stage driver , and he "wanted a wife that he was certain couldn 't get off." " Old Zack , God bless him , is winning golden opinions. "—[Boston Atlas. It is his cabinet who are winning the gold—"Old Zack" onl y receives his regular wages.—[B. Post That is a pret ty thou ght o! one of our poets:: "Woman is ttie. heart of the family, If man is the-he ad. " When the heart is right, the head seldom goes astrav. Belief , like a young puppy, is born blind , and must swallow whatever food is given it5 when it can see it , it enters for its«lf. - Old Deacon H. and liis Hymn Eoofc.