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BARRETT'S DYE HOUSE, tjIE orV1 *0 Washington , ..Boston , ld kst and most kxtensive in new T AUTPc ENGLAND. A j a ,.,if' PRESSES and CLOAKS of all fabrics, des of JiTr 'LS ' HDKFS., SCARFS and Fancy Arti- nets ? Sun Sha(10S d.vc'd O" tll c frames. Straw B|aclr L^'. 1UI(1 pressed in fashionable shapes. ( 'Cl>nsoil • <;r'"0 Shawles re-dyed , and white ones ^°«ts n ut in )llr-v t° the borders. Gentlemen 's *ml iirn ,rcoats and Pants cleansed or dyed whole, H,w?"Se<1 . tlle s»« as new. J to vctj, :"8 .tllc Iea'l in the business , the proprietors mean beauty "\ y keep ing in advance of* all others in the c|iar»L exeollence of their work , and moderate YiT^^—-—-_ tM30 march 19 Ji 0YS' PANTS, for sale by V. N. T. HALLET. --illl^^outhJPoi^May U. Q-B ,NTS' FANCY SUMMER HATS—For sale °y WALES & CONANT. may 14 BARNSTABLE PATRIOT, COMMERCIAL ADVERTISER, PUBLISH ED KVKKY TUESDAY , A FEW DOORS IS WEST OF THE COUNT HOUSE , BY S. B. PHINNEY, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. •jyM. D. LEWIS PRINTE R. _,j ,gy[g—Two dollars per year, in adva nce, or ' • l "h three months—or two dollars and fift y cents at , »nd ofthe year. * ADVERTISEMENTS inserted on the most f avora- ^^.$0paper discontinued until all arrearages are y & except at the option of the Publisher. Newspaper Agency. xr B PALMER , the American Newspaper Agent, . Lcin for the BARNSTABLE PATRIOT , and lS thorized to take Advertisements and Subscrip- t ions at the same rates as required by us. His offices ^ Boston, 8 Congress street. Kap York, Tribune Building. PhUaddphia , N.W. cor. Third and Chestnut streets. Baltimore, S. W. cor. North and Fayette rv^-g. Bf. Pettengill, General Newspaper' Ad- %ina Agent, No. 10 State street , Boston , is Agent T,the BARNSTABLE PATRIOT, and is authorized M receive Advertisements and Subscriptions at the same rates as required at this office. TATjoiEs=¥"ca7 No. 1 ' TREMONT ROW, TSJrrftSRkTNffTi 'RSr iS^U^ is) 1 1^Tsl g Would call the attention of Purchasers to the immense and complete assortment of RICH SILKS, OF ALL THE NEW and VARIOUS STYLES and COLORS. ~~ 20W~ ¦ CASHMERE LONG AND SQUARE OF C H O IC E D E S I G N S , / , IN— White , BlRdi, Blue, Green and Mode Centers. A LARGE STOCK OF ALL COLORS AND QUALITIES CRAPE SHAWLS, BOTH EMBROIDERED AND PLAIN. A GREAT MANY BLACK SILK SHAWLS, „ " OF ALL SIZES. DIFFERENT WIDTHS AND QUALITIES OP SILKS , HW "Wfigfito^ siimoU 3DiF(gg§(Bgo SIXTY CASES DESIRABLE • DRESS GOODS, S U C H AS Bombazine s, Alpaccas, Cashmeres, Ba- reges, Muslins , Gingha ms, De- laines , Sic Together with a full selection of MOURNING- GOODS, ALSO , ALL THE MTEST AND MOST FASHIONABLE STYLES OF VISITES AND MANTILLAS, OF ALL QUALITIES, ALL OF WHICH WE OFFER AT THE MOST »ECIDEI> BARGAIN S, so that all may be assured that the full value of their money will be returned to them. We give you some REASONS WBJY it will be 0 Jonr advantage to purchase of us :— 1st. We do an immense business , and can afford to Sc'l at a small advance over the cost. 2d. We can purchase , ourselves , cheaper in conse- Vence of buying in larger quantities. 3d. Our expenses arc smaller , in proportion to our "Harness, than any other Store in New England. *th. We close off, at the end of every business sea- Sot>i all the old stock on hand : this enables us to take .^vantage of the market, and always offer new goods. V^fc?*- We sell only for cash.so that we are not obliged "overcharge our paying customers to make up losses 011had debts. Finally, our Stock is selected with special reference ^ ttlefashionable retailtrade , and comprises the plain- * '»nd cheapest fabrics, as well as the richest and best, IPo «&» S"®SSUS (Ss O®°9 No. 1Tremont Row, *a*ly opposite head of Han over St., ^ BOSTON. -2*JU 6m MISCELLANEOUS. The way to get on in the World. TO YOUNG MEX. A Working Man has latel y published his own bi- ograp hy—one of the most interesting volumes that has appeared in the course of the present century. Would that it were,in the hands of every one ! ]t would do you more real good than three-fourths of what is taug ht in Oxford in the course of seven years. The Working Man is one of the most able and eloquent writets of his time. What a lesson his life presents to young men ! You may have his se- cret of success for a thing of naug ht. It follows :— "It may to some appear like vanity in me to write what I now do, but 1should not give my life trul y- if I om itted it. When filling a cart of manure at the farm dung hill , J» never stopped work because my side of the cart might be heaped up befoie the other side,at which was another man ; I pushed over what I had heaped up to hel p him , as doubt less he (lid to hel p me, when I was last and he was first. When I have filled my column , or columns of a newspaper , or sheet of a magazine , with the literature for which I was to be paid , I have never stopped if the subject required more elucidation , or the paper or maga- zine ~more matter , because there was no contract for more payment , or no likelihood of there being more. When I have lived in barrack-room , I have stopped my own work ,and have taken a baby from a soldier 's wife when she had to"work, and nurse it , or have gone for water for her,or have cleaned anot her man 's accoutrements , thoug h it was no part of my duty to do so. When I have been engaged in political lit- erature , and trave ling for a newspaper , I have not hesitated to travel many miles out of my road to as- certa in a local fact , or to pursue a subject into its minutest particular? , if it appeared that the public were unac quainted with the facts of the subject; and this at times when I had work to - erjiaele congregation , was wont to say, "Beware of being— Golden Apprentices , Silver Jouunkymkn , and , Copper Mastets ! '' O I it is sickening to see .a lad wasting the means at his disposal on canes , snu ff-boxes, scent-bott les, and other trifles , wh ich ought to be devoutl y conse- crated to the acquisition of knowled ge, and the im- provement of his understanding. The onl y cure for pride is sense : and the onl y^pat h to promotion is condescension. What multitudes have been ru- ined in their prospects by the pride of their hearts ! On the contrary, what numbers an imated by a spirit compounded of humility and benevolence , in shops, manufactories , shi ps, and cam ps, from being the ser- vants of all , have become the masters of all ! AwnjrMhen young men , and away forever, with selfish foppery, with empty pride , idle habits , and expensive associations. "Stoop and conquer !"— Sink in spirit , and rise in opulence ! "Be faithful over a few th ings, and be made ru ler over many." [London Christian 's Penny Magazine. Not a thousand years ago, and not a thousand miles from here , (Windsor , N. C.,) lived a young ladv , the daug hter of very plain country folks, who had just returned home from a distant boarding school—hav ing finished her education. Her resi- dence was on the western ban k of a "little river" in th is country. The period of which I write was September. Between the family mansion and the water 's edge, was a five acre potatoe patch. The roots were cultivated in hills ,and the vines luxuriant. On the opposite side of the river , quite a number of young gentlemen lived , who were noted for gal- lantry. Their devotion to the sex had induced them to unite the ir accomp lishments in the form of a ser- enadin g band. The return of the young lady re- ferred to, afforded them an opportunity of doing the genteel. They according ly met on a clear moon- light night , and each furnished with his musical in- strument , betook themselves to their boat to give a musical treat to the "fa ir returned." With muffled oars they noiselessl y crossed the riv- er and gained the beach. NWith stealth y tread they approached the ^ house at midn ight ,and ranging them- selves in line , at a,signal from their leader, v iolin , flute, clarionet and trombone , in one 'migUty blast , to the tnfie of "Old Dan Tucker ," broke the still- ness of t he night , and t he "old folks"slumbers. The mother screamed from affright , and called to the daug hter for an ex planation of the unusual noise— and was informed in reply, that itwasa "serenade ! " Mistaking the reply, she fled to th e old man , who, a little deaf, was sitting bewildered at the to him con- fused sounds. The wife's report "(bey are cannonading us!' satisfied him. He flew to the gun rack , and taki ng down old "blue " trigger," hurried down stairs and aroused the house. Meanwhile the young lady stood at her window with the curtain half drawn , drinking in the melody as it was wafted up. The boys, innocent as Sir Isaac's dog Diamond , of the mischief they had made, were laying themselves out upon the last variation , when at twenty feet dis- tance , the old man shoved around the corner his old musket , and drew tri gger. She did not shoot , but the fire rolled , bright as falling meteors. A stam- pede of electric suddenness took place—-the "lead- er" of the band leading in a bee line for the boat , followed in commendable nearness by his company. They hurr ied in the start , but the repeated efforts of the old man to get his "piece off 1' increased their effort at speed—and a call by him for a "ch u nk of fire '' to touc h the priming, told still more. They for- got the potatoe vines , and such a scene of confusion was nev er witnessed.. Headlong they fell , and at each fall , the sound of broken fiddle strings or bat- tered dru ms foretold the death of that band. Hel- ter skelter , rolling, crawling, and stumblin g along, they gained the water 's edge and their boat , and such pull ing—men of war's men might have learned someth ing from them then. The vines so impeded the old man 's progress.that he did not reach the bank with his "chunk" till the "eannonaders " were out of gun shot , and re return- ed wel l satisfied that his timel y appearance and courageous manner had achieved the salvation of him and his. In the melee the" old lad y flew "for safety and succor," whence she could not be found that ni ght. Next morning she was discovered un- der the wheat barn , and , after many assurances that t he eannonaders were routed , was prevailed upon to come forth. All the- parties to the frolic are so sore upon the subject , that we dare not mention it—and I would not have them know that I had written this for the dowry of the girl and hersel f to .boot. A Serenade in North Carolina. The engrossing nature of business,and its tenden- cy to absorb every thoug ht and feeling, to the ex- clusion of all that ennobles a man 's soul or exalts h is moral nature, require counteracting influences , which are to be found in rational ,instructive amuse- ments, in social intercourse , good books, a taste for (he fine arts , the conversation of men of liberal and en larged minds, the cultivation of the social affec- t ions, and the exercise of benevolence both in feel- ing and action. Under these healthful and enliven- ing influences the generous impulses of the soul— honor , truth , charity and esteem for the good opin- ions of men—all that makes a man 's character re- spectable in society, would be surely preserved.— Without these, the individua l is in danger of ac- quiring the unamiable and repulsive qualities of the avar icious man , a character which has been con- demned in all ages, ever since the foundat ion of the world. There is something forcible in the anecdote told of a distinguished preacher ,who, not being able to make any impression upon a man 's un derstand- ing, wrote the word God on a piece of paper. ' Do you see that ?' said he to the individual. 'Yes.' He then covered it with a piece of gold. ' Do you see it note?' The effect was startling. The man saw at once what had shut his eyes to all that was true and beaut ifu l in the world , and most worth y of his devotion.—[Dollar Weekl y. A Relic of the Would befork the Flood. A corresponden t informs us that being at Parkville , N. J., recent ly, he saw a man who informed him that some time ^ ago he was digging marl in that vi- cinity, when he came to the hull of a vessel, twelve feet below the surface of the marl , and eighteen feet below the surface of the ground , the timbers of which were fastened together with trenels , (wooden pins,) no sp ikes or metal of any ki nd about 'it ! This ship must have been older than Noah's ark 1 and built by men who had no knowled ge of the use of iron or copper ; therefore, as t he use of metals was known at the time of Noah , we presume this vessel was built anter ior to the deluge. ' One th ing is certain , it must have been constructed before that part of thft continent was covered Jby the debris from the mountai ns , which elevated the sur face above the level of the ocean , and now forms the habitable por- tion of Wost Jersey.—[Phildel phia Ledger. Pursuit of Wealth. 1. If you wish to secure the reputat ion of being an honest man , pay your debts. 2. If you would avoid bring ing disgrace upon the reli gious part y yor, belong to, pay your debts. 3. If you are anxious to get a good art icle, and be charged the lowest price for your goods, never delay to pay your debts. 4. If you wish to obtain such credit as your bus- iness may require, be sure to pay your debts. 5. If you would remain on ^ terms of friendship with those you trade with , pay your debts. 6. If you would avoid embarrassing others who are dependin g upon the settlement of your account , pay your debts. 7. If you wish to prevent mistake and liti gation , keep your accoun ts wel l adj usted, and pay your debts. 8. If you wish to aid in the circulation of money, never let cash remain by you , but pay your debts. 9. If you would do to others as you wish them to do to you , you ought to pay your debts. 10. If you wish to stand clear of the charge of lying and making false excuses, pay your debts. 11. If you desire to pursue your business with peace of mind , pay your debts. 12. If, in the expectation of death , you would li ke to have your affairs in a satisfactory condition , pay your debts. 13. If you wish to do what is right in the sight of God and man , you must pay your debts. 14. Should your debt be ever so old , or should you have 'taken the benefit of the Act,' if you have the means, you are not a just man unless you pay your debts. To enable you to pay, adopt the following advice : Let your food, living, and equi page be plain and not costly ; avoid expensive clothing ; abstain from wine and all intoxicating liquor, and never keep it in your house ; do not sink you r capital by purchas- ing plate or splend id furniture ; have as few parties as possible ; be careful as to speculations , and never extend your trade beyond your means ; never as- pire to be shareholders in banks,ra il ways, &c; have as few me,n about you as is convenient , and non e of a suspicious character; be determined to refuse all offers of partnersh ip; be careful as to lending mon- ey or being bound with others, avoid all law suits, keep your books posted , and look well to the ac- counts of your custo mers ; bring up your famil y to economy and industry. If you observe these things, you will always be able , with good fortune , to pay your debts.—[Exchange. Pay your DeMs. The Newark (-Conn.) Gazette of Tuesday last has a veri fication of this old adage, mixed up with the romantic , which recentl y occurred in that city. A fair young lady of some fifteen summers, on a visit to those parts from ou r goodl y city of Churches , Brookl yn , became acquainted with a good-looking Norwalk yout h, about three years her senior. They became most ardentl y attac hed to each other, and there being no" hope of parenta l sanction on the part of the young lad y's sire in consequence of her youth , one early daw n she stole away, crossed th e East River , found her lover in waiting and took the first train for Norwalk. The father missed his daughter at breakfast , sus- pected the cause and followed in the second train. On reaching Norwalk he found the fugit ives had left for Wilton , and thence for Poundrid ge, the Gretna Green of Fairficld county, in company with their groomsmen and bridesmaids. Just as he came in sight of them , his vehicle broke down. But , as it happened , the y had all taken the wrong road , and the wedding party was obliged to turn back. The rest of the story we give in the Gazette 's words : "The old man concealed his face to prevent too hasty a recognition , and with his driver set about repair ing the broken wheel. The wedding party came up, consisting of two strapp ing groomsmen and t he same number of bridesmaids. They stopped at the broken wagon and inquired if any assistance was wanted. "Yes," said the father. Out jumped one of the groomsmen, and the next instant in jumped the father into that grooms' seat. The lover swore, the groomsmen showed fight , and the old man kept as cool as a cucumber. "Going to get marr ied, eh ?"' said he, "well, I'll go along with you ; a man certainl y has a right to attend his daug hter 's wedding." So sending his own conveyance home , he kept his seat, while the discomfitted groomsman got up wit h the driver. In process of time ,they arrived at the magistrate 's. They ali ghted and went in. "Sir," said the father to the Squire , "my little girl here took a notion to get marr ied , and while her mother was looking an- ot her way sli pped out and came up here for that pur- pose. The last part of the way I have accompanied her , and now , Sir, I am going to take her home."— "Certainl y, Sir ," replied the dignitary, "by the Re- vised Statutes , no minor can marry without the pa- renta l license , and if you refuse that my services cannot be rendered." Here followed another scene of crying, swearing andother usual accompaniments of a true loved crossed. At last , the father turned to the disappointed lov- er :—"Look here , young man ," sa id he, "when I've got a dau ghter old enoug h to be married ,'if yon wi ll behave yourself , and can get her consent , wh y, you shall have her ; but don't bo guilty again of carry- ing off children who don 't reall y know their own wishes or their own interests. You may come back to Brookl yn with me, and may visit my house when you please , but.no more of this work. " The last we heard of the party, the father , the daug hte r and the lover were on their way to New York together , in t he afternoon train. " Children.—The education of our children is never out of my mind. Train them to virtue , ha- bituate them to industry, activity , and spirit. Make them consider every vice as shameful and unman ly. Fire them with ambition to be useful. Make them disdain to be destitute of any useful knowled ge.-— [John Adams to his Wile. "Tlic course of True ILove neves' did run smooth." Tisit to a Peter Funk Auct ion Shop Sloop Polly Ann , East River "> March 18, 1850. | To the Editors : Gentlemen—Saturday ni^ht inst., arter su pper, I left the sloop and strolled into Cath- arine Market , 'long with Luke Simpson , our cook . Luke's had a deal of experience in this world , and his conversash ion's as en tertainin 'as a mis?hunary 's. He's bin an editur ! He established a paper and called it "The Starville Luminary ,"but , arter spend- in ' his only five hundred dollars , he got hard up for jonny cake , and had tu return tu the old caboose , cause, as ho says, the public couldn 't apprec iate his* gen ius. Luke may be right , but it occurred to me, that ef a man was gifted as sloop cook , it didn 't fol- ler that he would make a gifted editur. As I said before. I strolled into Catharine Market. Jemima scissors ! what a world of provender you Yorkers must eat in the course of a year ! 'Pears to me there was stu ff enuff heaped in the old buildin ' to keep an army of beggars for everlastin ', Sundays not e.xcepted. And what a rush there was arteT it ! It seemed as ef every bod y had been kept on short allowance for a long time , and were just cumin ' out to rep len ish. There were men , women , boys and girls , lugg in ' off baskets and baskets full of all the menshnnab les in the fodder line. I couldn 't won- der arter that at the tarnal bigness of your city, for it was nataral enuff for anything to be monstrous fat t hat devoured so much fodder as was in Catharine Market. Well , Luke filled his basket and left. I was gazin ' about , when a feller who seemed to be employed in the same way, comes up to me, careless like, and sez— "Whare 'way, shipmate ?" "Oh , kinder croozin 'bout ,1' sez I. He was an innocent lookin ' seafar in ' man , had on a tarpawlin ', blue shirt , a sheath knife in his belt , and a short pipe in his mouth. "Let's go up town ," sez he. "That 's 'cordin' to my notion ,"soz I. While we was walkin ' 'long, he spun some long yarn 'bout his sea sarvice , till bym-by we got tu a place what had in blazin ' letters in the windur , "Fine jewelry at auction this evening." "Let's go in ,'' says my new friend. 1had no objection , so in we went. There was a feller behind the desk , with hair enoug h on his face to make a boss blan ket, and a gold watch in his hand , which he was try in ' to sell. "This bootiful article ," sez he, when he seed us come in, "was left here by a young man ri ght from Californy. He was taken sick at the mines and had to return. When he reached the city his last dollar was gone, and now he wants tu raise money on this boot iful watch , to carry himself home to die." "Poor feller ," sez I, ''I'll tell Pete Parkins of that." I had a revolver in my pocket , that I'd jest bought for Pete, and he's bent on goin ' to Californy. "How much's bid ?" sez the Ruction man. "Ex- amine the article ," sez he, passiu ' the watch over to me and my chum. "Onl y ten dollars bid, and it 's bound to go." "I swow te Moses, that 's cheap," says my friend- "Ef I onl y had the pewter , I'd go in for it , sure.'' .Well , the watch looked all right and genu ine,and I reckoned I might as well swell out with a yaller repeater as the next man , so sez I— "Twelve dollars ! '' "Fourteen !" cries another feller. "Fifteen ," sez I, "and not another darned a red !" The feller tried to raise on my bid , but nobody seemed disposed to hel p him , so he knocked it down to me savin '— "Step round this way, my friend , and make change." Wo walks into the back room , and he hands me the watch, stuck into a little buckskin puss. I pull- ed out lu see ef it was all right. "Everything correct ," sez the feller , "don 't de- ta in." "Rather reckon not all ri ght ," srz I, and I begun to smel l a rat : "th is is a mighty fast little turni p, or else it don 't happen to be the same one , for the hands is only 'bout four hours ahead of what they was a minit ago ! " At this the fellers seemed a little tuck back. The sailor comes up then and soz— "Yo u must be mistaken ; it looks to me like the same watch. Better fork over." This satisfied me that he was one of the gang and had been betray in ' me. "I'll fork over darned sudden ! " sez 1, and with that I gin him a li isti1 that sent him head over heels amon g some boxes. He left quick. The other chaps then bustled up till they got as fur ious as aggravated hedgehogs. One on 'em be- gun to swear orfull y ; he called me a swindler , and said as how I couldn 't go out of that shanty alive , t ill I'd paid over the fifteen dollars. They was makin ' a little tu free , and I concluded 'twas best tu open the meetin ' right along. "Gentlemen , excuse my manners ,"sez I, pullin ' out the revolver , thoug h 'twas in as harmless a con- dit ion as a sum book. "Gentlemen , you can come in; Obadiah Dobson 's tu hum , and read y to enter- ta in company. Come right along, you sneaks . "' At this the y backed down a little , and , as they say in Congress , began to compromise ,and tr ied to make me bleve 'twas t he same watch. An idea struck me. "Needn 't ta lk to me 'bout it 's bein' the same watc h," sez I, "it's a let-tie smaller 'n t'other—the hands ain 't on t he same figures—and ," sez I takin ' the watch u p and kinder heftin ' it , "I'll bet ten dol- lars it ain 't so heavy as t'ot her into four ounces." "Done!" sez the auct ion man , "plank your dimes, and we'll wei gh 'em." "Hold on , mister ," sez I, as lie started for the oth- er watch ; "don 't know but you've rut lier cut your own throat 'bout this watch business. Kinder think now they ain 't the same watch , don 't you—hey V" It struck the teller as how I'd laid him out ,and he fumed like a barrel of spruce beer. He opened the door and swore he"d kick me out. I cocked the re- volvur , and sez I— "Jest yon undertake to sile my patUerlunes with your cow hides, ef you want to take breakfast in king dom come. Hows'ever , I'm ready. Good day, gentlemen in the gold jewelry line ,1'se,z I, as I went out ; "take good care of yourselves, ami when you happen down our way, -call." Arter I left that place I met a police officer and told him the story. He reckoned I couldn 't make anything by disturbin 'the varmints ,so 1 werrt round to the Chatham Theatre and saw "Mose;" and a lit- t le the darndest funniest feller I ever -did see is Moses. Yours with everlastin ' affee.shtin, [Sunday Times. Obadiah DOBSON. Thk Farmer.—It does one's heart good to see • a merry round- faced farmer. So independent , and yet so free from vanity and pride. So rich , and yet so industrious—-so patient and persevering in his calling, and yet so kind , socia l and obliging. There are a thousand noble tra its about his character. He is genera lly hospitable—eat and drink with him ,and he won't set a in.ir k on you , and sweat it out of you with double compound interest , as some people I know will ; you are welcome. He will do you a kindness without expecting a return by way of.com- pensation ,—it is not so wit h every body. He is usuall y more honest and sincere , less disposed to deal in low and underhanded cunning, than many I could name. He gives to society its best suppor t —its firmest pillar that supports the edifice of gov- ernment ; he is the lord of nature. Look at him in his homespun and gray ; laug h at him , if you will ; but , believ e me, he can laug h back if he pleases. Spring.—Ah , how wonder ful is the advent of Spring !—the groat annual miracle of the blossoming of Aaron 's rod , repeated on myriads and myriads ot brunches I—the gentle progression and growt h of herbs, flowers, trees,—gent le, and yet irrepressible —whic h no force can stay, no violence restrain ,like love , that wins i!s way and cannot be withstood by any huma n power , because itself is divine power.— If Spring came but once a century, instead of onco a year , or burst forth with the sound of an earth- quake, and not in silence , what wonder and expec- tation would there be in all hearts to behold the miraculous change. But now the,silent suggestio'n suggests not hi ng but necessity. To most men only the cessation of this miracle would be miraculous , and t he perpetual ex- erc ise of God's power seems less wonderful than it« wit hdrawal would~be. We are like children who are aston ished and deli ghted onl y by the second-hand of the clock , not.bv t he hour-hand. —[Long fellow. How TO Marry .— On this head , Ford yce,gives some admirable advice to young men. He says with muc h shrewdness and good sense :— " When a young woman behaves to her parents in a manner particularl y tender and respectful , from princi ple as well as nature , there is nothing good and gent le that may not be expected from her,' in what- ever condit ion she is placed. Were I to advise my fr iend as to his choice of a wife , my first counsel would be,look out for one distinguished by her atten- tion and sweetness to her parents. The fund of worth and affect ion indicated by such behavior ,join- ed to the hab its of duty and consideration thereby contracted , being transferred to the married state, will not fail to render her a mild and obliging compan ion." HOW TO GET BID OF A NEIGHBOR S IlENS.— If you are troubled with your neighbor's hens., the best way is not to shoot them , and send in the dead bodies , but quietl y foed them around your stab le with your own fowls,and then shake out extra straw in some empty barre l or by-p lace. An acquaintance of mine in this way collected aoine dozens of eggs at a sli«ht expense , t hereby getting all the profit of t he poultry without the trouble of housing or keep- ing thorn throug h the winter. Try it. It is too good a business to last long. By this plan you will effectually get rid of the liens , and besides this , and the savin g of the eggs, you will save your friend , and save having one more enemy. A little planning is as good as hard work.—[Ch. Times. Dkfence of Romps.—We have always been surprised at t he foll y of mot hers complaining that their daug hters were "such romps ," and try ing to check them. It always does our heart good to see the happy, robust countenance of a romp. And fifty years ago, it used to do a certain then young man good to take a hand at the game with thorn .— \V« hope our "daug hter 's daug hter will rise up and "0 and soo her daug hter 's daug hter" romping,, owo of those days , and that we shall be there to see.— And fina ll y, roador , if we can no longer enjoy any of the. arts of romp ing, we hope to live yet awhile to advocate the cause of all the dear little girls w ho fee l a disposition to lot out thor jouthfiil elasticity in such inno cent and healthfu l a manner , as this much condemned , because "ungcnteeP amusement. Dr. Doddrid jje once asked his little daug hter , nearl y six years old , what made ever y body love her ? She replied , "I don 't know , indeed , papa , unless it is because I love every bod y." "What makes your face so red ?" "I'm a Sun of Temperance." "Indeed ! I thoug ht the Sons drank nothin g but cold water. " "In general they don 't; but you see I'm a 'burnin g and shining light.' " It is merit , an d not titl e , which gives importance. It is usefulness , an d not grande ur , which makes the world happy. A Cuiuotj s FACT.-The blubber on a fat whale, is sometimes , in its thickest >t«, turn fifteen to twenty inches thick .tl.oH g h seldom more than a foot; it is of a coarser texture and much harder than Jat pork. So very full of oil is it , t hat a cask closely packed with the clean raw fat of the whale , will not contain the oil boiled from it , and the scra ps are left besides This has been frequent l y proved by ex- periment. . Have a place for everything .and Iirvo everything in its place. Late advices from the various shi pping ports at the South and East , represent the same dullness in the frei ghting business which prevails here. Vessels are da il y clearing either half loaded , or in ballast , and in some instances at New Orleans, sugar and molasses have been taken for Northern ports for bal- last, without charge. Since the navi gat ion law went into effect, many of our first class vessels have gone into the foreign frei ghting business , which , at pres- ent rates, is far more remunerating than our own. The California taade , too, has taken off several hundr ed vessels from the Atlantic ports , the greater part of whic h on their arrival there clear again for foreign ports, the engagements being bette r than to return direct to Atlantic ports. The withdrawa l of so largo a fleet of first class shi ps from the Atlant ic trade, it was thought would prove detrimenta l to the shi pping interests by pro- duc ing a scarcity of vessels, but thus far the reverse has been the fact. In addition to.this , hundreds of vessels have been lying idle , thereby incurr ing seri- ous losses in the way of int erests, insurance , &c— Notwit hstanding all this dullness , the shi p-builders at the East are activel y engaged iti trimming out many vessels for the same business. The rapid ac- cumulation of steamshi ps has liad not a little to do in produc ing this state of thing s, and by making so muc h more ra pid and generall y safer voyages be- tween New York , Boston and Great Britain , have mono polized the business to a good degree , and will no doubt eventuall y drive many of our sailing ves- sels to the Pacific and Medit erranean , where there is a better demand for !hem. -[Ncw York Express. "The. .boy at the hea d of the class will state what were the dar k ages of the world." Boy hesitates. — "Next." "Muster Jones can you tell mo what the dark ages were ?" I guess they were the ages be- fore spectacles were invented." The SStipping- Business.