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Notice- T HE subscribers having purchased from Messrs. Foster & Nickerson. their entire Stock of Groceries and Ship Chandlery, with the intention of continuing the business under the firm of GOBHAM & BASSET, respectfull y solicit the patronage of their Cape friends. EZEKIEL GOTtHAM, Z. D. BASSET, Jr. Hew York , May 1, 1849. ly—[June 20 ' :JM - NEW STYLES. , JB^ Pers ons from tlie f';sj>e wli© intend to PURCHASE / , HATS, CAPS, &c,5 IK THE CITY , AK^IN VITED TO CALL AT THE STORE OF RYDER ^ CROCKER & CO, 497 | ^| |asljitt!}toif-5t«i!t, :AJ7B have inducements for all to patronize us. who , «»;' are in want of floods in our line, and being •Cape boys, we ask a share of the Cape trade. We lhafiufacture our Hats , and are our own workmen , thereby saving 25 per cent in the cost of the Hat. We are at no expense for Clerk-hire , which is such a tax .an niost traders. We buy for cash at the lowest pos- sible prices. Hero are three good reasons wh y we can sell cheap, and we shall endeavor to sell as low as thp lowest. ; we try to keep a first rate stock of Hats and Caps— (there is not a larger or better .assortmentin the city ) ^also Trunks , Valise?, Umbrellas , and Gents ' Fur- bishing Goods, and every article we sell is warranted to be. as we represent it. Hats and Caps made to order at a few hours notice. Persons coming over the Cape 'Cod Rail Road , will "find it but, a short distance to our store. ® " R E il E M B E K^ RYDER, CROCKER & CO., 497 WASHINGTON-ST., -A few doors South of Elliot and Kneehm d streets. *NOS RYDER. FRANCIS W.RVDER. ALBERT CROCKER. Boston , May 10. tf Mats, Caps , fy c. josephTlothro p /CONTINUES to manufacture , at his establishment , ^ opposite the Post Office in this village , and keeps °i hand for sale, as good an assortment of Hats and Caps as can he purchased in Boston or elsewhere. Traders and others favoring him with their custom , may de- pend up0n ],;s wor|j [)ejnK f]one jn the most thorough -"¦Sinner, and will be sold on the most favorable terms , tt^*Hats and Caps made to order, at the shortest notice. , Gentlemen in want of superior fashionable Hats, are "ivitecl to call and examine his assortment. Barnstable, Aug 29. eop6m Clocks, Gold Standard Balances, &e. SO HOWARD & DAVIS, P* **'~^* s!*.g~° \ (Successors to B. Dearborn ,) l f$\ ^^^Wsfff REMOVED TO STORE. Vlp *. uljisiAi ^ T °' 84 Water, near Congress-st 1 i t>I* : ^iT°^ Continue to Manufacture as ^'¦etofore, GOLD STANDARD BALANCES, for Bi"iks. Also, DRUGGISTS' BALANCES , &c. Y'ey have also for sale, Church-Tower Clocks, Facto- MJr iltch- Chcks, Astronomical Clocks, Rail, Road and v.fflce Clocks, Regulator Clocks, Gallery Clocks, &-c., of "Perior construction and finish, "oston , Sept. 5. ly POE TRY. [From the Boston Journal.] " The C ottage for Me. " Wanted , to purchase a cotta ge orn ee, Very small—just to answer for two, For two who remain to dispense the sweet joy Hosp italit y claims as her due. There must be a room for a friend—one or more , But the compass of each may be small , For the heart can expand in the lowl y abode As free as in loftiest hall. There must be a room for my birds and my flowers, Where in spring I can station the nest— Where my muse can awake to sweet fragrance and song, Or folding her wing, be at rest. With a little tea-room—one small parlor will do, As there must be for me and my friend A pretty boudoir for quiet and talk , Where our books and our music may blend. The water—0 that must be plenty and pure— As fresh as the spirit within : French windows are best, and the kitchen must be As convenient and "neat as a pin." More than all, I would have six or eight ancient trees, But the cottage of course should be new ; Wel l,perhaps I may find one upon an old place, With these patriarchs always in view. I mmt have the trees—they must guard me.around , They insp ire one with reverence and right; Where by day 1 can sometimes recline in their shade. And hear the winds throug h them at night. I should like a small stream , with its burden of song, As it rspplcs above its dark bed , But I do not exact it a? one of the things That I must have, as heretofore said. Nomatterhowmtic.h of a shadow may dwell On the place ; should there be many trees, I can make my own sunshine , as many well know , And dispense it whenever I pleave, Should you. Mr. Editor , meet such a place, Just address mo a line—I' m not far— And the cash shall be paid on possession thereof, Most sincerel y joti r friend , a. m. r. Roxbury, Jan., 1850. MISCELLANEOUS Mathews and the Frenchman. Among the man}' foreigners with whom Mr. Malhews was intimate wns a Mr. P—lie , who fre- quentl y visited us lifter our marriage . Moin-icur P—II*' and Ins wife , a pretty Englishwoman , bad been married several yenrs , but no children had blessed the othei wise, happy coup le. At the time we became acquainted with them , in York , the lad y had given promise , and in due time the critical pe- riod arrived ihat was to comp lete their happ iness , as they believed , by a more powerful bond ' of union. On the evening when this event was expected , and Monsieur P—lie hoped to become a father , be in- vited himself to dinner with us, desiring to divest , if possible , the intensity of bis feelings from ibe lit- tle less than an agoi.y of suspense which be experi- enced lest bis dearl y beloved wile should full aMieri- ficB to her situation'. It was almost impossible , eve n while witnessin g the husband 's suffering, not to smile at the ludicrous expression be gave to it. Air. Malhews urged bun to take more wine tlum the habits of the abstemious Frenchman would have allowed him to drink at any other time , but now be seemed glad to use any attificia l means to sustain himself. A second bottle of port bad been prodiu ed alter dinner , before any intelli gence from home readied the anxious husbnnd , when lo ! as lie was si pp ing a second glass of the newl y opened wine , a servant from home was admitted , almost breathless with baste , mid announced that bis mistress was "put to bed witli a fine boy !'' The rapture , of the father was as whimsical as bad been his dread. He was fly ing of!' to see his first born , when a prudent message from the doctor was added , recommendin g Monsieur P—lie not to return immediatel y, but to wait , satisfied with present intelli gence, until sum- moned. To this he reluctantl y submitted ; and re- seating himself , indul ged in bis future prospects of added bliss. Nothing hud been wantin g but a son to perfect the in!erest of his life ; one. child was suf- ficient for their mutual wishes ; indeed , as he oh- served , a large family would not be desirable or consistent with bis means ; ami as lie and his wife were no longer youthful , it was not probable that any very serious increase to his family circle could be expected—he was in fact the happ iest of weji. After a short interval , the servant appeared once more to acquaint Monsieur , his master, t hat , since bis first message, "M i. -tress lias "ot another haim !" Surprising was the news , and somewhat dump ing, we thoug ht , to the happ iness and satisfaction which the first intel li gence so indisputabl y occasioned.— However , alter the first ejaculation of surprise ,Mon- sier p—He inquired how bis wife was, and on being assured there was nothing to fear , and that lie would soon be allowed to see her, he appeared to resign himself to bis two fold blessing, observing : "Well , well , it cannot be prevented , it is one more den I ex- pect— mais 1 not repine—two shildren at one lime is rather inconvenient et very expensive !—mais n' imporle , I cannot hel p him—I maost be re.-ign to it." in tiiis manner he philosop hised while he si pped his Wine , looking into the fire at the same time in a musing attitude , now and then , however , taking out bis watch , and again expressing bis anxiety lest his "dear wife" should be in danger. We had some difficulty in preventin g him from appearing at bis house before the ruling powers there thoug ht proper. A third time his messenger lushed in , moi e agi- tated and pale than at first. He appeared to brin<< fatal news, for his eyes seemed almost bursting from their sockets, and his whole appearance was truly alarming to us all. "We ll !' ' we simultaneous l y exclaimed , "how is Ma dame ?" "She 's as well as can be expected , doctor says; but " "Hu t what ?" asked the agitated husband. "But she's getting another b.iim 1" rep lied the messenger. "Annorsere child!."' cried the astonished French- man , Nlai'tiii " from bis chair and pushing bis hair back from bis forehead , with a "Wheug h!" as if sudden heat had distressed him. Jn truth lie looked lose in sorrow than in nnger at this unseasenable augmentation ; and after a second pause in seeming reflection , be suddenl y assumed a resolute manner, as if from a strong effort of mental decision ; but- toned up his coat rapidl y; called for his hat; forced it with a blow down upon his forehead ; drew hi his breatl ' ; and in a calm yet determined voice , as be hastened out of the room , exclaimed , as if in solilo- quy , "I must put a stop to dis business!"—[Memoirs of Mat hews. Our friend Jud ge Edmunds, who amid all his dry labors , relishes a joke , as well as another , tells some pleasant stories of incidents which sometimes occur on his country circuits. Among them is once, con- nected with the Temperance cause, which awhile ago disturbed the State and ag italed all classes, by rea- son of the submission to the ballot box of the ques- tion whether any licenses to sell li quor should be granted . 'J'he Jud ge was holding Court in the coun- try at the. time the vote was taken , and for a week or two afterwards , and looked on with a curious eye to see how the matter worked. He observed espe- ciall y the fact , that the strongest vote against li- censes was generall y given in those towns where there was the most drinking, and that in those towns , and indeed generall y, persons who had been in the habit of drinking, now drank harder than ever, ap- paren tl y out of spite , and to show that they could drink if (hey pleased , law or no law. He therefore remarked that be never saw so many drunken men in his life. When he landed from the steamboat , the men who ferried him over the river were drunk , when be left the small boat , the man who took him up to the village kept his horses on the run , and , drunk as a lord , prided himself on driving within » few inches of the edge of the. road without preci pi- tating his load a hundred feet down a ravine. Eve- ry body, in short , seemed to be intoxicated ; wit- nesses and parties came into Court half seas over. One witness fell his whole length when leaving the stand ; another got asleep in Court , rolled off the bench , and had to be carried out of the room—and another was so very '-jolh ," as he called it , that be could not give bis testimony in no joke." "It 's time to wind up," a3 the watchmaker said when he found he couldn't pny his dobts, The Tur n of Life. David , a man of meek and kindl y spirit, had long suffered from the clatter-patter , never-ending tongue of his better half. One day an herb doctor greeted David at his work , with a— "Well , master Dav id , how be you ?" "Oh , I be very well, thanks to ye, but my wife Is not so very nicelv." "Indeed ,'' said t he gatherer ' of simples, wit h a quick air for an ailment , "what may be the matter wi' she, master David ?'' "Well ," sa id David in h is usua l quiet way, "she have a bad breakin g out about her mout h every now and then , that tr oubles her and me very sore,I assure ye, master doctor." "Well ," said the latter , "I could make a grand cure for her , I'll warrant ; I have a salve 'at I makes of the juice of the juni per tree , and by bil in' up a vast lot o' different kind o' things it cures it in no time." "Indeed ," said David , "an * what might your charge be, now , for a box o' that 'intment , 'at would quite cure her." "Oh ," said the herbalist , looking anxiousl y up in David's face, "fully a matter of a shilling." "Well , that' s dirt cheap," said David. "If you cure her, I'll give eighteen pence ; there ndw." With this offer, the doctor set off home to prepare his nostrum , and strai ghtway hied the very next day to David's house , box in band. There he found Mrs. Price, and went at oncu to business. "Well , M rs. Price, your husband told me that ye have betimes a bad breaking our about the mouth , and I've brou ght a box o' fine 'int ment 'at will cure ye." With this announcement , Mrs. Price, firing up nt once ,seeing her husband' sjest, raised the brush with which she was sweep ing the floor , and pummelled the doctor to her heart 's conten t, even following to beat him to a field from her house, he screaming all the while— "Oh , Missus Price be you gone mad ?" From that day, however , Mrs. Price has been wholl y cured of her scolding habits. David has on- ly to look up in her face and say, "I'll get a box 'o 'intment ," and there's an end of the matter. David honoiabl y paid the doctor his Is. 6d., and also treat- ed h im , to make him forget the pummelling. The whole of these circumstances are strictl y tr ue. How David Price Cured his Wife's Bad Temper. Quite a ludicrous scene occurred the other eve- ning in a fashionable street up town , in which one of the actors sold the almost other dog cheap.' A spruce-looking girl of nineteen tri pping along at a moderate pace, with a small bundle under her arm , was accosted by a gentleman—a fancy gentleman , perhaps—who asked permission to accompany her. "Certainl y,"said she, "just hold my bundle while I tie my stocking;" and presented it to him ns she spoke, instantl y ran off at full speed. The gentle- man felt a slight movement in the bundle , and in great trep idation trotted after her,repeatedl y bawling out. " Here you woman I come back and take your baby 1" Soon a crowd gathered to learn the nature of his distress. "A woman gave me her baby to hold , and then ran off ,"piteousl y exclaimed the man of burden. " Take it to the alms-house," shouted some half a dozen voices. " Let us see it , first ," cried one more sagacious than the rest; and as a large course towel was unfolded , out jumped a full grown cat, who scampered off amid the vociferous shouts and laug hter of all present ,save one who looked atc- fully sad. It seems that a lad y, desiring to rid her house of one of these animals , whose petty larcenies in the kitchen were a source of great annoyance , had com- missioned the servant girl to take it out of the neigh- borhood and drop it ,which secret mission , like many others of greater import , was comp letely frustrated by a disenterested party, "letting the cat out of the bag."—[New York Sun. To mark Urns Lay Perpetually .—Keep no roosters ; give the hens a very small portion of fresh meat chopped up like sausage meat , say half an ounce a day to each hen , during the winter , or from the time insects disappear in the fall till they appear again in the spring. Never allow not eggs. '1he onl y reason wh y bens do not lay all winter as freel y as in summer is the want of anima l food , which they get in summer in abundance , in the form of insects. The writer assuies ua that be has for several winters reduced his theory to practice, and proved its entire correctness. A Quack Answered.— A quack in Boston, vis- itin g his patient one morning, was .iccosted thus :— " Doctor , pray what is it that keeps the meat and drink apart in the stomach ?" " I'll tell you ," says the quack , "in every person 1 ! throat ,theie are two pipes and a clapper ; now when wo go to eat , that clapper shuts the drinkin g pipe. " Well , doctor ,"replied the patient , "tha t clapper must piny darned sharp when we eat pudding and milk 1" Speaking without thinking is like shooting with- out taking aim. A hypocrite pays tribute to God , that he may im- pose on men. Never make money at the expense of your repu- tation. A Hindoo law says : "Strike not , «ven with a blossom, a wife, thoug h she be guilty of a thousand , faults." It is better to accomp lish perfectly a small itmouni of work , than to half do ten times as much. Let it be remembered that , thoug h all arc nat «ainta who go to church , none are likel y to be tha better for stay ing away.—[Post. Keep him at least three paces distant , who hate« music and the laugh of a child. Tne Cat let out of the If asr. BARNSTABLE PATRIOT, COMMERCIAL " ADVERTISER, I3 prJBUSHKD EVERY TUESDAY , A FEW DOORS WEST OF THE COURT IIOUSK BY S. B. PHINNEY, E d i t o r and P r o p r i e t o r . ¥11. D. LEWIS PRISTEK. TERMS—Two dollars per year, in adva nce , or within three months—or two dollars and fifty cents at SL end of the year. "ADVERTISEMENTS inserted on the most favora- ble terms. rr^-No paper discontinued until nil arrearages are paid, except at the option of the Publisher. rrj^-NOTICE —Those who diffuse most widel y and thoroughl y a knowledge of their business pursuits (oth- er things being equal) will of course attract the most customers—the newspaper press is the most effectual means of diffusing infor matio n in popu lous districts of the country in which papers arc published. V. B PALMER , No. 8 Congress street, Boston , is the Aany, notice it hereby given that the business will be continued as usual , and orders received by Mr. B. F. Leonard at the Works. . All persons having demands against the Company, are requested to present them for settlement, and those indebted are requested to pay the same to C. C. P. WATERMAN. Attest: C. C. P. "WATERMAN , Clerk. Sandwich , Oct. 8, 1849. Oct31 -P aper Hangings. B0STON anil CHELSEA PAPER CO., MANUFACTUREUS AND DEALERS IN W iF^iPiaiB in^s©nsr@s9 OIJLI) call the attention of those about purchas- W '"£> t0 their large , well m an ufact ured , ami se- $ *t(Hl Stock of PAPER HANGING S, BORDERS ; ei •> ernhracing as large an assortment as can be found ewhore. Their stock-consists of a very large varie- Fre- l r own Manufacture—also Philadel phia and ¦icli Papers of various patterns and desi gns. V^rehants and others arc respectfull y invited to cal l and ) rs lrom tll e country answered with promptness strLt J?atdl> at tho Warehouse , 4 Union Block .Uuion irii O8ton- OTIS MERRIAM , Agent _i_^J^-ly for the Company. T Vertical Gates. *»E subscriber havin g secured the exclusive ri ght town f{? likin S t!le Improved Vertical Gates , for the Want f "Unstable, would give notice that all those, in a In, •' s"Pei''"r article of this descri ptio n of Gate, at el r, P?Pe ' would rto well to give him a call. A mod- u m'iy be seen at his shop. ¦ n ANSEL D. LOTHROP. .J^f nstablo , Oct. 24. H * i -^ER—A prime lot received this day—on band "*•* CUwSse, at Av PERClVAL'fS. Jttn 22